When taking profile pictures for Manhunt, you should eliminate any possible distractions in the background. The focus should be on you and your sexy-ass body, not on the empty Taco Bell wrappers on the floor. It doesn't reflect well on you when the men cruising your profile redirect their attention from your cock to the giant life-size Robert Pattinson cutout sitting in your corner.
Take this picture for example. Before I even noticed this guy's thick dick, I was wondering to myself, "What shitty sit-com could he possibly be watching on that television?" Then shortly after his body caught my eye, I got a glimpse at the mess on his bedroom floor.
A tragedy like this could have easily been prevented by posing in front of a more neutral location or simply turning off the TV and tidying up a bit. Why is this even necessary? Because no one's penis should be upstaged by an episode of Two and a Half Men. There's really not much more to it.
– Dewitt
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Someone forgot to crop his pic before posting it.
Honestly not a bad package … but yea, I noticed the TV first too.
lol…i noticed the tv…then while i was looking for the dick that was mentioned in the blurb, i got caught up in the mess on the floor…hahaha…then found the dick…talk about distracting….that’s not to say u have to pose against a white wall….just like they said keep the focus on you..;)
king of queens. the ipod episode.
amazing how you knew that was the episode; and i loved that episode
oh yeah, the guy in the pic is hot so i can partially forgive the mess
Can someone explain to me about the wedding ring on his finger?
How can he be married and yet live like a bachelor?
But then again. It could be his buddy place that took the picture of him.
Tramp.
TV? Mess? I don’t know what you all are thinking, but I couldn’t take my eyes off his body. (It’s a ring, but it doesn’t look like a wedding ring, despite where it’s located.)
ya its prolly a football ring or some shit.dewit u post a LOT of bullshit but this is something i c ALL teh time good onya mate
um in this case, I can forgive it – he’s HOT. Wish I knew what his screen name is. Mine’s Masclaidback if he reads this and wants to say hey. 🙂
what TV? What mess on the floor? Guy – if you’re reading this, call me. Forget about all these complainers and get in touch with some who will appreciate you. Suppose I shouldn’t put my cell phone number, should I?? Sigh!!!!!
So what do you suppose it’s like to discover that you’ve been featured in one of these blog posts about what not to do in your ad?
I find no problem with it. Maybe you guys need to keep on your ADD meds or something. Quit bitching. Although the only thing that distracted me was the ring. Haha.
2 those fans of Dorothy who noticed the TV show or the untidy room get a FUCKING LIFE this is a M/H blog not Good FUCKING Housekeeping !!!
BTW did I mention that I just love a gorgeous guy with tan lines !!!
im sorry but i like this pic. the fact that he doesn’t care enough to pose for the pic and make everything look perfect is kind of nice it shows that he is confident enough in his looks and not to worried about the little shit i think its hot
So he is not a tidy queen. He is a jock. Looks like a jock’s room. He is also hot. The picture just looks like a hot, masculine jock’s room in some of my fantasies with sweat-stained athletic equipment and unwashed, sweaty clothes strewn about.
lol i noticed the football 1st then his footballs
Other than the fact that this kid bears an uncanny resemblance to a former shipmate of mine while stationed at Pearl Harbor, I’d like to add that you can visit a website devoted to gay men and their interior design (non)sense called luriddigs.com. It has creative writing and the usual gay repartee to go with your popcorn.