Have you ever met up with someone who looks nothing like their pics? Of course you have! I mean, who hasn't had something like that happen? But every now and then, it isn't really a matter of being dishonest or using a picture from ten years ago. Sometimes a guy looks like his pictures, with a few small exceptions. And sometimes those exceptions really matter.
Perhaps he got a haircut, grew a Zach Galifianakis-style beard or didn't shave his balls. Or maybe it's something more extreme, like him getting a giant tattoo of Hannah Montana on his back. The point is that you saw something you liked on his profile, and you're not getting exactly what was advertised.
Even the smallest changes can make a difference! You don't want someone to show up and realize they're not attracted to you, right? If possible, try to keep at least one very recent pic on your profile, something that could be a mirror image of what you look like that day. It doesn't matter if it's a crappy web-cam grab or a cell-phone pic! Anything helps to make sure everyone leaves the bedroom feeling satisfied, not feeling regret or frustration.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Guys With iPhones
yeah, um last nite the exact thing happened to me. The guy sent me a pic which WAS actually of him, but it must have been shot from like the best angle possible. Cause when he showed up he was wicked flabby and had total back hair and his face even looked not as good. And me, cause I didn’t wanna be a major dick, just sorta went along but TOTALLY didnt enjoy it as much as I could have.
And he didnt even had that decent of a dick to make up for it. Talk about bad nite. I’m requiring like 3-4 pics from now, no excuses.
That’s a tall order to fill, even by my standards. I shave about once a week, so my face goes from very smooth to ruggedly manly all the time. Chronicling that on my Manhunt would not only be very time-consuming, but it’d take up a number of the limited photos I get because I’m not a paying member.
I had the same experience, this guy had a great pic on his profile, he said he was a teacher, and asked me to bring a beer for him. I did and when I arrived at his place, I was so taken aback, I drank the beer, and left
Silly Josh, you just need one rugged and one smooth. Show off your range, and people will be less surprised when they see you.
Incidentally, I think you should stop shaving the van Dyke, it looks adorable. Don’t touch that chest, either.
Love the briefs — they’re from Costco and I love them!!
Josh, you’re adorable.. u live anywhere near Boston, kiddo?
i like the bearded look myself 🙂
But doesn’t society make men and women who are not considered by many to be “gorgeous, beautiful, HOT, sexy,etc.” to find any means necessary to make their pictures look acceptable even if its just a one night encounter…
And to the hot people who accuatlly have these “problems” of being dissappointed by visitors who were “suppose” to be hot; could be a sign that this is what you get for being shallow and crude for feeling all dissapointments to the eyes and sex….?
(i like to imagine that the picture used for this post is of you, Dewitt.)
Who’s the guy in the photo? He’s totally HOT!!
I despise handlebar mustaches. I told a guy once we couldn’t do it because he had grown one.