If you're concerned that your crush on Hugh Jackman may be getting out of hand, rest assured that you're not the only one whose jeans get a little tighter every time they think of him.
In MANHUNT's interview with porn star Nick Capra, he had this to say about the star: "My boyfriend won't even go see Wolverine with me when it comes out, because he knows I'm gonna start jerking off the second that hot fucker takes his shirt off."
So isn't it an amazing coincidence that photos leaked yesterday of a new Wolverine toy where you have to blow into his crotch to for inflation? Unfortunately, the toy is totally a hoax.
Even though this would have been a fantastic way for the Wolverine team to market to the gays, they'd be better off just letting us line up and blow Jackman himself! It'd all be in the name of art, but of course.
– Dewitt
For a completely gratuitous photo of Hugh Jackman shirtless, follow the JUMP:
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