A straight guy is suing Bally’s Total Fitness gym in NYC because he allegedly slipped on some cum in the sauna, fell, and broke his shoulder. I am so awful because I cracked up at that. It’s a cum-tastrophe!
Marc Moskowitz, 66, is unamused by the guys fucking at the Bally’s on E. 55th St. In his suit, he claims that gay “cruising and lewd behavior” is “commonplace [in] the steam room, sauna and locker rooms.” Uh, YEAH, it’s THE GYM. In NEW YORK CITY. He’s lucky Bally’s doesn’t have lube dispensers.
Since doing his jizz pratfall, Moskowitz has come to believe that Bally’s across the country is a hotbed of gay sex. He also claims that he would regularly discover “bodily fluids and other evidence of sexual activity wherever it occurred throughout the gym.” The gym’s manager Kyrell Buckhead said the saunas are cleaned regularly but that it’s “a wet and slippery kind of place.” I bet!
We’re all adults here, so we should keep it real. If there’s a gym, chances are that dudes are having sex in it. We’re horny and our cocks rule our brains. May we suggest those of you who are fucking in the gym clean up after yourselves and work at not subjecting innocent bystanders to your fun? Otherwise, go to it. Go at it like you’re Colby Keller and all you do is fuck in saunas. And our condolences to Mr. Moskowitz. Broken bones suck. But please don’t ruin gym sex for everyone. Take a Vicodin, sue the ONE gym for not mopping up their spunk properly, and call it a day. Don’t make it a crusade!
Speaking of sex in the sauna, Colby Keller can’t get enough this week. Check out Colby and Brenden Cage going at it below.
Photo credit: MEN.COM
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I sent this story to Dewitt on twitter yesterday! Lol!
Hmm, slippery? In a room specifically designed to maintain a high moisture level? Shocking.
that clip is with Brenden Cage not Duncan Black, not that I went looking for it or anything
colour me “naïve,” but at the gym i’ve been going to, i believe it’s extremely unlikely that any [regular gym member] may have a decent shot of attempting anything besides
– a quick, strategic dick (or ass) grope or two, or
– (discreetly) exchanging contact information, in order to plan to conduct their “carnal affairs” somewhere a little less open to the public’s eye.
(‘privacy’ definitely is not something that was in mind, when this place was being constructed and set-up
plus, kids also go there … so i understand the thought process, for sure)
and, speaking for m’self: i’m not willing to get banned (and possibly also fuck things up with the person who recommended me the gym), from sneaking off into one of the “associates only” areas to do my little business and getting caught.. ..i feel it ain’t worth the trouble, especially since i can find other places nearby; unless the guy in question is an overnight visitor, there is absolutely no reason that i have to let my dick put me in a “this is a once-in-a-lifetime-opportunity” mode of thinking — this is 2013.
not 1953.
i feel marc’s pain; and, even as a mostly-gay man, i too would be pissed off if i knew i’d slipped on some guy’s wantonly-excreted jizz in a communal area.. ..but, maybe, marc should try not to get too exuberant in his effort for claiming justice?
brendan’s a sexy little daddy, isn’t he?
i’m also glad to see a guy like him “represented” in porn: brendan doesn’t have some gigantic schlong, but apparently he’s still able to make a guy feel a reasonable amount of pleasure from being fucked by brendan.
here’s a fun fact: if i angle my laptop monitor at a certain degree, i totes can see mr. cage’s vasculature!
Well all the cum must not have bothered him before if he knew about it AND kept going. Perhaps some sandals are the order of the day.
That being said, I think if I walked into a sauna and Colby was in there looking like that, there would definitely be cum going somewhere.
Saunas are dry… you’re thinking of a steam room.
D’oh! I honestly didn’t know there was a difference.
FYI: there are both dry and wet saunas
As a person who uses the gym’s steam room/sauna generally for therapeutic reasons, please keep in your pants (towel). The thought of two or more guys trying to get their rocks off while I genuinely just want to relax makes me cringe. If you are really that horny, invite them back to a shower cubicle, away from public view (like me!)
Let clean the mesa …..with my mouth