This is my first negative post. I’m sad.

I don’t get it. You’ve got all the makings of a hot Badpuppy scene. Martin Porter and Cory Davis seem designed to interlock. Ready to go, right?

They start with the cock-sucking, and that’s where it all begins to go awry. What’s up with these dudes just lightly putting the tip in their mouths? What happened to full-on FACE FUCKING? What’s this “a little around the lips” bullshit? FUCK HIS MOUTH, GO FOR THE THROAT. You two are gay porn performers. You should be eating dick like they’re popsicles!

However, I could be wrong. Watch the clip below and let me know if the oral is substandard-looking. I’m new here, so it’s possible I have a lot to learn.

And the set-up is just odd. I don’t need Kubrick. I don’t even need Michael Bay. But Cory walks into the backyard and starts jerking off a distance from an almost fully-clothed Martin Porter on his chaise. It’s awkward and makes Cory look like a burgeoning sex offender instead of the hot package he is.

If you’re looking for a hot outdoor summer sex scene, may I suggest checking out this post from yesterday? Those two were into it.

Can I also suggest that if you’re going to show a quick bit of Davis fucking Porter’s ass, you shouldn’t cut at Martin wincing as Cory lands the cock? Let’s show the folks some enjoyment! It’s not like he hasn’t taken a dick before.

I’m seriously not trying to be a downer. I want everyone to succeed with their porn efforts. But I gotta call em’ as I see em.’

On the plus side, there are some hot stills from Badpuppy below.

– Michael Xavier