We Really Couldn’t Save This Until Thursday’s “The Locker Room”

And to be completely shallow, he’s just SO much easier on the eyes than Michael Phelps. It’s Manhunt Daily. It’s what’s on the outside that counts.

Ryan Lochte is already the superstar golden boy of the 2012 Summer Olympics and the torch hasn’t even made it into the stadium yet. The assuredly gay or hetero female editor of Men’s Journal was smart enough to put him on their cover in a Speedo. We’re sure their circulation musta shot up like me as a teen trying to wank and hit my bedroom ceiling. Unfortunately I only succeeded in spraining my wrist. In a fun coincidence, this cover would have been something I was wanking on!

– J.Harvey

More pics of Ryan Lochte are after the JUMP:

313 thoughts on “We Really Couldn’t Save This Until Thursday’s “The Locker Room”

  1. But now I think we need a photospread accompanying the story “hooking up in the Olympic village.”  Just imagine all the divers, swimmers, wrestlers and gymnasts getting it on.  How has this NOT been made into a porno by now?

  2. Indeed! Imagine Jonathan Horton’s short but tough body getting plowed by Lochte’s un-Speedoed dick while Michael Phelps whacks it in the corner.

  3. I don’t care what any of you say I wouldn’t kick either 1 out of my bed

  4. I ‘ll still take Michael Phelps….any day!  Don’t care how goofy he is.

  5.  “Tough Competition” by William Higgins….1984 I believe….is one example.

  6. I went to high school with Ryan (he was a grade behind me). He was a sweetheart then, just as I’m sure he is now. It’s been fun watching his career from swimming with the school team to cheering him on at the Olympic level.

  7. I would take Nathan Adrian, Eamon Sullivan or James Magnussen over Ryan Lochte and M. Phelps.    Ryan is HOT though..

  8. He is so sexy it makes no sense…. I’m sorry but he slays all the other guys named in the comments his face alone slays them..
    Ryan> Micheal. Nathan. James. Eamon ..Lolol

  9. Can hardly stand to watch the Olympics. Keep wondering what all those hot guys look like naked and hard. m m mm m.

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