Weekly Top Ten: Robbie Williams On Top

For the first time in the Weekly Top Ten's short history, a male vocalist is has topped the charts. It's none other than Robbie Williams, a man who looks so good naked that I'd let him top other things. We were actually pretty surprised to see him thrust ahead with no warning. We may have even been a little aroused.

But sometimes the greatest gifts are paired with great losses. This week we're saying adios to Trina, Priscilla Renea, Madonna and Taio Cruz. Half goodbyes will be waved to Lil Wayne and Lady Gaga, who were both featured on eliminated songs.

If you're new to the Weekly Top Ten, come sit on my lap while I explain the rules and touch you inappropriately. Each week you'll be presented with ten songs. You get to vote for up to three moving to the next week. From those results, we'll take the five tunes with the highest percentages, a song we saved and four other contributions. These selections will make up the following week's charts.

If you don't see your favorite song on the list, leave a comment suggesting it for next week. We listen to nearly every song you recommend, and as long as it isn't the new Chris Brown single… you might see it here next week! 

– Dewitt

To check out the charts and vote, follow the JUMP:

1. Robbie Williams – Bodies (LW – 4): The reign of musical vaginas has ended! ::pause:: Er, that sounded a bit more awkward than I intended. Robbie goes where no man has ever gone before, and he sounds good while doing it. And did we mention yet how good he looks?
2. Janet Jackson – Make Me (LW – 5): You can't even imagine how embarrassed I was when I discovered I left "Make Me" off of last week's charts. To make up for my idiocy, Janet's disco groove gets a slight bump above Shakira.
3. Shakira – She Wolf (LW – 3): Well, I hope Shakira's fans aren't as rabid as Mariah's overly dedicated lambs. Don't take this personally! You just need to vote a little harder to get your queen back on top.
4. Miley Cyrus – Party in the U.S.A. (LW – 9): Even though we've taken down our Hannah Montana posters (so guys don't think they're on To Catch A Predator), we're still rocking out to this song. It reminds us of the quickly fading summer days. Not to mention, amazing summer fucks.
5. Lady Gaga – Paparazzi (LW – 2): We were convinced for a while that we'd have one Gaga-free week on the charts, and then this song rocketed back into the top five. Considering that she'll be unveiling her new single "Bad Romance" on tonight's SNL, we probably won't ever have a week without Gaga.
6. Whitney Houston – Million Dollar Bill (LW – 1): How did you let our diva fall so fast? We already resurrected this song from chart obscurity, and this week it's being saved. If it slips again, it's gone forever. Remember the booty-pops and the hot boys. We want to dance with somebody, and we want to dance with them to this song. Don't let it die.
7. Britney Spears – 3 (DEBUT): As if you didn't see this one coming, Britney's threesome anthem storms in to make its debut. Living in sin is the new thing, so are you in? We sure as hell are!
8. Beyonce – Video Phone (DEBUT): You know I swear by the altar of Beyonce, but her latest single leaves something to be desired. Even so, we can't ignore that it exists. The Queen Bee is here to stay.
9. 3OH!3 f/ Katy Perry – Starstrukk (WILD CARD): I still don't get the appeal, but… um, good luck? Even Katy Perry deserves better than this.
10. Sugababes – Get Sexy (DEBUT): For those not in the know, the Sugababes are the British equivalent of Destiny's Child. The only difference? None of the original members are still in the group. Maybe that makes them more like Menudo? If you can get past the awful Right Said Fred reference, this song's a pretty hot banger. Personally, I'm too sexy for this song.

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