Well, Here’s Levi Johnston Naked…

Levi Johnston, Playgirl, fake, hilarious

Okay, so we're obviously kidding with the image above, but after all the hype… Levi Johnston's naked photo shoot is finally here! And it's actually kind of anticlimactic. I'm not gonna lie–I'd be the first guy to get on my knees for this baby daddy. But for the amount of money they paid him for this shoot, shouldn't we have gotten a little more than this?

The good news is that we got some ass. The bad news is that it's presented in a way that makes him look like his booty went on vacation. I know he's a straight dude and all, but they could have at least gotten him to arch his back a little. 

And are they actually serious about this whole no peen thing? I thought maybe they were punking us, just so we'd be surprised when they released a 3-D video where he jizzes all over our faces. Am I the only one who's slightly disappointed? I say "slightly", because I totally jerked off to these pictures last night. Just sayin'.

– Dewitt

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How this shoot could have been better…

Todd_n_levi

21 thoughts on “Well, Here’s Levi Johnston Naked…

  1. There not bad for an average white boy from Alaska….and since I recently heard that as much as 60% of Playgirls audience is gay men that might have scared him…Now if later on he poses for say OUT or Advocate or another gay mag then maybe we’ll see a what Bristol Palin got poked with.

  2. Interesting pictures… The only part i really liked was the view of his thighs… he seems kinda like a d-bag in need of some quick cash.
    i’m thinking okay maybe the guy’s got a nice round cornfed bubble arse, but no… his arse looks average at best…

  3. Seriously, I think this was a complete waste and I don’t know why he’s getting all this hype just for being someone’s baby daddy. This is nothing but a typical overpriced Abercrombie ad at best and even the Abercrombie models would trump him. He shouldn’t have been paid that much for this load of crap.
    FAIL!

  4. nice thighs, nice area around the waist, kinda naughty looking expressions….but definitely below standard white boy butt (except, you can tell he’s a virgin!).

  5. There ok, but you are right. We did expect more from the hype. I also think it’s an insult to playgirl readers. I would not spend money to buy this issue and hope other will do the same, that way we can send a message to playgirl that you wasted your money for not delivering the goods.

  6. I am seriously underwhelmed! I feel foolish for being so excited for this haha. Not that the pictures are awful….I just got caught up in all the media buzz, and will now go back to not caring about this dude.

  7. i love the tease of the pics> I think he is over the top hot…there is just something about him!!!!

  8. personally i say take it out and harpoon it instead of the seals or polar bears . id look at pictures of any other straight guy from alaska before i got exccited over this pay for “straight” phony come on guys give us something better ….

  9. BORING. Put this shit away. Only famous because he fucked Palin’s cheap slut of a daughter.

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