Here’s a list of things I would do with the newest Chaos Men model Theon, if my butthole weren’t too busy writing posts about his awesomely hot site-mate Solomon:
• Sit him down on the couch. Unzip his jeans, whip it out and go to town on that fat cock. Lick his balls. Move my tongue down to his fuzzy taint. If he doesn’t lift up his legs and give me access to that ass, lift them up for him.
• Massage his inner thighs while I devour that hairy hole. Put his legs down and continue to worship his cock. Let him get bossy and smack me with it. Tell him to take control and fuck my throat.
• Grab onto his ass cheeks while he rams his dick down my throat, so hard that my eyes are starting to water. Push back on him, turn him against the wall and go to town on that butt again.
• Tap his hole, rub it and try to slip a finger in, just to see how he reacts. If he’s into it—and since this is my fantasy, he will be—turn the tables and get him relaxed enough to get fucked.
• Let him ride on top until he gets used to it. Do him doggystyle and make him arch his back for me. Move to a new position with his ankles in the air and tell him to beat off until he cums.
• Plow a huge load out of him. Pull out and bust on his torso.
But that’s just me! What would you do with Theon?
– Dewitt
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I would ask him if he had an older brother
I would sit him down and have a serious conversation about modern male hairstyles.
Those sexy feet deserve some attention.
what’s wrong with it? i have pretty similar hair….
Bud Bundy from ‘Married With Children.’
strange lookin dude
Not as a cute as Theon Greyjoy…
not cute at all!
Perhaps if he were wearing a pillowcase?
They are quite lickable and suckable, aren’t they?!
They are indeed 🙂
one hot mother fucker
i would stop naming gay porn stars after characters from game of thrones….
love me the ‘gripping ears’ 😛
I’d definitely have a sit down conversation with him, and see what pops up!!
FUCK HIM while cutting & styling his hair all at the same time LOL !!!