What Would You Do?: TJ Lowell

Here’s a list of things I would do with gay porn newcomer TJ Lowell, if he decided to stop doing stuff like this and start having sex with average, run-of-the-mill bloggers who know what they’re doing in bed:

• Try to figure out what color his eyes are. Purple? Blue? Green? Dark gray? Seriously, he looks like he should be a character in a fantasy novel. A gay fantasy novel where a bunch of elves shove magic mushrooms up their butts and then have an orgy.

• Since there’s literally no possibility that TJ Lowell would ever have sex with me, I’d call over a few well-hung elf friends to help me stimulate his prostate in ways its never been stimulated.

• We’d start off by taking turns on his throat, making him gag on our dicks while he plays with his own hole. At some point, we’ll throw him on all fours, keep poking his tonsils and I’d tongue-fuck that smooth hole like a mad man.

• Once he’s sloppy wet and loosened up, the gang would fuck him in order of smallest to biggest equipment. For the grand finale, King Priapus Elginar would stretch TJ’s hole beyond belief with his magical 15×10″ cock. When he pulls out, that pretty pucker would remain intact and tighter than ever, because duh, MAGIC!

• I’d fingerbang TJ while the rest of the crew jerks off around him. Due to some mystical force, we’d all cum at the same time. The clump of semen would meld together, transform into the shape of a tiger and run into TJ’s mouth. He’d swallow it whole.

• Call my old therapist, because this is the weirdest What Would You Do post I’ve ever written.

But that’s just me! What would you do with TJ?

– Dewitt

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