Let me tell you a little secret about Gay of Thrones, the new Game of Thrones parody from MEN.COM (that stole its name from a far-superior Funny or Die recap series). It has not gotten off to a very good start! As of right now, the first installment has a 69% approval rating, the lowest we’ve seen on the site since a May 21 clip between Braden Charron and Logan Vaughn.
Apparently, people aren’t clamoring to watch Abraham Al Malek in full Dothraki drag, lifelessly thrusting into Toby Dutch from behind… And, well, I don’t blame them! Aside from the fact that the sex is remarkably lackluster, I’d like to paraphrase the great Alaska Thunderfuck in stating that their makeup is fucking terrible. This is just a misfire in every single way. Even Next Door Buddies‘ poorly-executed Fuck Dynasty was better than this sack of crap:
Lucky for MEN.COM, they can still redeem themselves with the followup starring Dato Foland and Paul Walker, a clip which promises the studio’s take on the super-gay Renly Baratheon and Loras Tyrell shaving encounter that never happened in the actual books.
Lucky for you, UK Naked Men dug into their archives to reintroduce us all to their fantastic clip “What’s In Sherlock?” (released somewhere around 2011 or so). The film features the late Nathan Price as Sherlock Holmes opposite Hayden Kane as Dr. Watson, as well as the only demonstration of the old “a lemon entry” vs. “elementary” pun that I’ve ever seen.
My advice? Skip Gay of Thrones for now. Go back and watch this if you somehow missed it when it was first released. The sex is better, the premise is less flimsy, and did I mention that the sex is better? Because decent sex is kind of essential for a gay porn parody to move beyond pure novelty status.
– Dewitt
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I can’t imagine how unpleasant it would be if that lemon split while inside his ass. That would be acid in the rectum. A long way to go for a lame pun.
No Iron throne made of dildos? Terrible. Let me direct!!
It’s true. I can sadly say I watched it. It was pretty bad.
although a parody can be funny its just not for porn….no ones watching porn for the storyline we watchin to see hot men get it on….a movie where its two or so fellas they say their name they get to it so much easier but instead ya gotta skip all the ‘amazing’ dialogue stuff such as ‘wow i didnt know u two plumbers were here….’ its annoying
Apparently, it’s a fairly common practice in Nigeria for female sex workers to douche with lime or lemon juice before or after sex to help prevent HIV. A request for clinical inquiry into its effectiveness was made in ’05, the Internet doesn’t have records of such a trial. And this is no joke; we can argue about education and prevention here, but this is the Land of Milk and Honey by comparison. Anyhow, only 19% of the subject sample in the study that had used such douches (167 women) reported pain. The intestinal tissues would probably be less sensitive to adverse pH than vaginal tissue, due to the need to handle digested food, which would vary widely in pH.
Not going to empirically test that one, but if anyone’s willing to put their ass on the line for Science!, be sure to share the results. Also, I can’t say I really dug either of those videos. The wallpaper in the Sherlock parody is nice, though…
Some people like storyline but I dont know this is the type they’re looking for. Seems to be trying to hard. People probably are more into thinks like romance, daddy/son, rape etc
To Ed Woody, that is where the term “sour puss” clearly originated…