If you’re part of the so-called “gaymer” community, you’ve probably already heard about GOTTA CUM ‘EM ALL, a month-old Tumblr devoted to putting the poke back in Pokémon. The site already got some major attention last week from BuzzFeed (whose team, I suspect, are occasionally better at writing about gay porn-related things than I am). It’s essentially just an assortment of Pokémon characters Photoshopped onto images of hot guys. Nothing revolutionary, but if you’re a fan of pocket monsters and dick, this might be up your alley.
This concept works best when the two subjects are related, like Squirtle hanging out in the shower in the picture above. I also appreciate how they exploit the vaguely sexual description of Bulbasaur with the help of Bear Films model John Thomas: “The seed on its back is filled with nutrients. The seed grows steadily larger as its body grows.” <— That doesn’t even make sense in a sexy way, but now you’re thinking of “seed” and things growing steadily. It sort of works, no?
– Dewitt
See if you can recognize any porn stars (or Pokémon) in the pics below:
See more at GOTTA CUM ‘EM ALL!
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um, who is the 6th guy down?
Shawn Wolfe. (If you mean the guy with the sun-shaped Pokémon covering his crotch.)
Correct! We wrote about him earlier this week: http://www.manhuntdaily.com/2013/12/is-shawn-wolfe-the-hottest-cock-slut-of-2013/
… And he’s one of the most beautiful things in all creation…
Who is the 10th?? the hairy bottom!
Pavel from seancody, the best part is the accompanying description of the Pokemon dusclops, ” Dusclops’s body is completely hollow – there is nothing at all inside.
It is said that its body is like a black hole. This Pokémon will absorb
anything into its body, but nothing will ever come back out.”
Who’s the ninth guy with the Squirtle?
Indeed. It is appropriate that he is paired with Solrock. He is hot like a sun.
Who is the 4th guy down? What a sexy fur ball. Thanks for any help.
You forgot to add the captions! Hilarious
They didn’t include any of the new pokemon 🙁
hammana hammana. am now searching if he and colby have worked out together and if not i’m starting a kickstarter campaign.
Sorry I need to see those body parts such a useless tease.
And personally I never saw the enjoyment of Pokémon being a looney toons era guy they just seem to be too
omg what could be better?!