Nick met the celeb at a dominatrix den in New York called Pandora's Box. The man, who claimed to be straight, had a female master who referred to herself as "Mistress Barbarella". Nick describes her as a Hungarian blonde who smiled down on him like "some Exterminating Angel from the Goddess Kiva about to seduce and destroy" him. Oh, and she was 4 1/2 months pregnant.
The Mistress tells Nick, "I have asked for you to be here because one of my clients wants to show me how far he has come. He is going to suck your cock and then you are going to fuck him while I watch…He is by nature-straight." She takes him down to the room, and Nick gets a glimpse of the client:
"He had a muscular build and looked quite young…The dude peers up at me from the mat. Fuck me! It's him..Fucking him!! I more than recognize the dude. I had seen him in countless big screen movies over the last few years."
The man gags as soon as Nick starts fucking his face, prompting the Mistress to say, "What about all the practice you've had on me?…Let's warm you up for Master Nick's cock with mine." She straps on a giant black dildo, and in no time she's fucking the celeb's ass.
While some of you may be turned on up to this point, things take a weird turn after he's all "warmed up" by Barbarella's cock. "The second my dick enters him, he arches his back and he starts singing at the top of his lungs, 'Onward Christian Soldier'," Capra wrote. Oh my!
So who do you think got down with this kinky scene? The Sword is speculating that it's Seann William Scott, with other contenders including Hugh Jackman, Jude Law, Colin Farrell and Ashton Kutcher. I'm leaning towards Seann or Ashton.
Either way, I wish Nick had used a secret camera to record this and put it on NickCapra.com! Maybe next time he fucks a hot male celebrity? Keep your fingers crossed and your cocks hard, boys.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Lucas Entertainment
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I say Colin Farrell. He’s kinky enough to be into this kind of shit. I don’t buy that it’s Hugh Jackman, because no way is he straight!
ive heard many rumors in la la land that sean william scott is gay… i wouldnt doubt it.
i’m betting on sean williams scott because I know someone who has blown him at a party at his house around the time American Pie 3 was being filmed.
Hmm, if it’s only in the top 10, then this statement:
“He had a muscular build and looked quite young.”
would limit it to Ashton Kutcher or Justin Timberlake. But if we’re talking beyond that, and Scott is an option… well, he seems like he could be freaky enough for this. Good for him. Hope he has fun, is safe, and comes out comfortably when he feels like it.
Jeez…another wishful-thinking piece to send gays frothing at the mouth. Does anyone seriously believe that this allegation from a porn actor is credible? Yeah, yeah, it’s gossip, and that’s what gays do best….blah blah.
Hey geniuses, YOUNG LOOKING kind of suggests that the guy was older but looked young for his age or has a serious baby face… So, of the people in that issue, how many look younger than their age at the time?
Uhhh…it’s not real?
Follow the old advice column rule, as said more than once by Dan Savage: If there’s so much unbelievable detail it’s not true.
She was 4 1/2 months pregnant? How did he know that? And the guy started singing Onward Christian Soldier?
Puhleese. He’s yanking everyone’s chain.
did none of you read the original post? two of you wrote “Sean” instead of “Seann”, the way that it is presumably spelled, and one of you wrote “Williams” instead of “William”. And neither of you capitalized, which one does for a person’s name. Pay attention to what those digits are doing on the keyboard, dizzy queens!
capitalization means nothing in these days of the internet.
Randy, what you are seeing is the death of the English language. Thanks to the internet, English speakers have started getting stupid and lazy and can no longer type correctly. By the way, Randy, it looks like you missed a few capitalizations there, your second sentence is a run-on, and if you want to get really technical, you should never begin a sentence with “and”.
Anywho, yeah, this story seems a bit weird; weird enough to be unbelievable, I think. Although the image of a guy with a cock up his ass singing, “Onward, Christian Soldiers” is a rather amusing one. It seems symbolic of the good ass fucking a lot of those Christians could use. I bet once those uptight Christian guys have their prostate tickled, sodomy would suddenly not seem like such a bad thing anymore.
OMG..yea Seaan William Scott is sooo delicous! I would love to do dirrty things to him..I heard he was bi as well. Hey isnt everyone is LA bi or gay? Gimme a break..he can be had. YUMMMMMM
Who is Nick Capra?
“I had seen him in countless big screen movies over the last few years.” He doesn’t say what year this encounter occurred; if the 2003 People is relevant, Ashton Kutcher had done almost no movies prior to then. Seann William Scott had a few under his belt.
I have my doubts about the veracity of this story, i.e., that is, it is improbable that any major star would go to a public dominatrix den, for this reason (Nick’s story) exactly.
Oh, on his blog he does say it was in 2004. And describes the Pandora’s Box as “a bondage den that is run by the fiercest Mistress in all of Gotham. Basically men go there to get their asses tethered and have themselves completely degraded by these really hot women.”
No, as closeted as Hollywood actors are, especially up and coming ones, as any on the speculative list would’ve been in 2004, it defies common sense and logic that this would have happened.
I believe Nick Capra is a recovering alcoholic, which may explain it.