Well, the New England Patriots sure didn’t. Judging by these pics, however, anyone watching Saturday Night Live this weekend did. DAMN, CHANNING TATUM! Everytime I ask myself how someone with a gay porn name, a face like a slab of hamsteak, and no discernible acting ability made it this far in Hollywood, he opens his shirt and I’m like “right, right.” His body gives me the down-low shudders.
Back to business – who won our MULTITUDE of polls last week? Is the child molester-esque Michael Cera a top or a bottom? Is The Artist’s Jean Duardin’s hot looks enough to overcome his Dad body? And which beautiful gentleman of color had the better fuck scene? Find out after the break!
– J. Harvey
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Would You Hit That?: Jean Dujardin
Some of you picky bitches thought Jean had a blech body. But 78.21% of you want the French funnyman (and Oscar nominee) to put his Eiffel Tower up you. Sacre bleu!
Fuck Vs. Fuck: Battle Of The Tops
Remember our “My Favorite Shoot” featured? It was where we asked gay porn stars to tell us about what their favorite experience in porn was so far. No one read the damn thing, and it was a pain in the nuts to put together so we nixed it. But seeing pics of Race Cooper bouncing guys on his cock brought back how nice he was when he wrote up his own experience for us. Unfortunately, nice didn’t win this one. Tyrese Hunter & Jay Stone beat out Race and co-star Trent Atkins
RuPaul’s Drag Race’s 4th season started last week and we’re back to being hooked. It’s the best reality show on television (don’t lie, you agree) and I LIVE for each new episode. This season’s queens are sort of a motley crew. A little rough around the edges, if you will. But there are some cuties out of drag. We asked you which one you would fuck after they untucked, and you guys picked Willam Belli! He even Tweeted about his win!
iPhone Wars: Battle Of The Armpit Posers (Part IV)
Last week was “Armpit Appreciation Week” here on Manhunt Daily and on our social media platforms. If that’s your boner-inducer, you may enjoy THIS particular photo album on our FB page. Dewitt asked you which of four guys with iPhones that were showing off their pits did it for you, and you chose D! Yep, he’s pretty hot and I wouldn’t mind him shoving my face in there after he works out. J. Harvey <—- kinda kinky.
Who Would You Rather?: Creepy Bunny Edition
When I was able to get over being skeeved out over the subject matter (animal masks freak me out), I came around to Colby Keller in a rabbit mask. He’s hot anyways, you MIGHT just be seeing a lot more of him around here (that’s all I can say), and the mask is removable. He won the contest. Though you guys didn’t really give his opponent much of a chance. His opponent who we have no idea about his identity. That guy. Yep.
This picture made me happy, because it’s proof that Michael Cera can be cute when he’s not sporting lip pubes and wearing a rapist cap. You guys think he’s a total bottom. You guys think he’s a bottom so much that the poll almost cracked with the force of your voting.
Channing Tatum is a STUD, sorry Harvey
It’s ok, I love you on Drag Race.
“Every time I ask myself how someone with a gay porn name, a face like a
slab of hamsteak, and no discernible acting ability made it this far in
Hollywood, he opens his shirt and I’m like “right, right.” His body
gives me the down-low shudders.” So epic! So true!
+1
By the way, what the hell was up with the Gladiator thing? Was it part of one of the songs? Or was the stupid bowl being played by the Roman Gladiators vs Pop Divas? Or was it just Madge giving us some men in skirts?
Our “big brother” needs more skin here in the US because it needs all the help it’s lame ass can get.
Obviously times change. People throw around the term LEGEND as if there was an exact definition. Not denying Marlene wasn’t a legend but that simply an opinion. Gaga fans think she is a legend, so do Madonna fans. Just cause you don’t agree with it doesn’t make it not so. And there was nothing YAWN worthy about the performance, at least not in my opinion 😉
It was definitely not live. But that shouldn’t be the reason one watches a Madonna performance to begin with. Its about the theatrics
i said stop that noise or i’ll shove that hammer up you ass
WOW I DIDN’T THINK YOU’D LIKE IT SO MUCH
you have no idea how much my ass needed a pounding
ooo next we’ll play plummer and i’ll lay some pipe
the little dutch boy’s fingers were to small
so he compromised and saved the village
that bitch nows how to put on a spectacle for sure, but did anyone notice it took her two tries to get up on that riser? lol
KNOWS not nows lol
Nail me dammit!
he can do me anyway anywhere anytime he lik