We hate to disappoint any hardcore chasers, but today’s Biggest Loser edition of Who Would You Rather has nothing to do with the show’s contestants. If you’ve been watching, then you’re well aware that *gasp* this season is different. A duo of “unknown” trainers were added to the mix–former boxer Cara Castronuova and fitness expert Brett Hoebel.
The latter is who we’re really concerned with at the moment. With his martial arts moves and A.C. Slater swagger, there’s no denying that Brett’s one sexy motherfucker. But how does he compare against beloved trainer Bob Harper? And would anyone actually be tempted to choose the option “Jillian Michaels with a strap-on”? We’re only half kidding about the last question. She’s kind of more masculine and domineering than both of them combined.
– Dewitt
To cast your vote, follow the JUMP:
BOB HARPER:
BRETT HOEBEL:
JILLIAN MICHAELS (duh):
Is the blond guy gay? He comes across as such on the show.
Let’s cut straight to the chase here… Off body alone I’d take Jillian in a heartbeat, if she wasn’t so aggro and dominating… And without the strap on.
Can I be greedy and take all 3? at once??
If Jillian was a man, hands down I would pick her
She doesn’t even need a strap-on for me to enjoy her more than the other ones.
yeah i wouldnt mind all three but if i ahd to pick on i think its bob…tho if it wa a shirtless pic of brett it would be a very hard choice
i will so take Bob and Jill at the same time. I would so plow Bob in a heartbeat.
The Australian trainers are so much hotter… male and female…
JILLIAN MICHAELS with a strap-on?? That is some scary shit! I think she would hate fuck you to death!
i think he is
I went with Brett….I prefer darker types
i love how Jillian Michaels is even an option LOL!
I used to always wanna get naked with Bob…
…but something about Brett gets me going this season.
I think a shirtless pic of Brett like Bob would have really turned the tide in his favor since the current pic of him doesn’t show much other than his handsome face
strap on comment in the poll made me change my mind…
Bob & Jillian are Gay…Brett is single, but verdict is still out on which team he plays for. He is a shy quiet guy, very nice too…Yes I met him and worked with him. You can get his Fitness program REVABS at http://www.supersamfitness.com
All three are hideous human beings.
Does Jillian even need a strap on? That woman scares the hell out of me. I felt like she was gonna rape me when I saw one of her more recent commercials!
if i were actively Bi, i’d choose jilly and brett.
i don’t watch the show, so i don’t really know anything about any of these three individuals.
I’d agree with Craig,
Australia’s trainers are definitely a little bit hotter, especially the Commando.
*fans self and lays down for some air*