A few weeks ago, we joked about aspiring porn star (and horny Twitter fiend) Joel Kojote doing a booty dance to Rebecca Black‘s “Friday”. This led to a series of direct messages back and forth, in which he agreed to do a striptease to pretty much any other pop song on the planet. Hence the arrival of his naughty clip for Lady Gaga‘s “Born This Way”.
Rather than just throw up his video for kicks, we thought we’d raise the stakes by making him compete against a few other takes on the empowering gay-pop anthem. In other words? This is basically what happens when you look up “gay born this way dance” on YouTube. You get a handful of twinks and a creepy guy in a bunny suit.
Yes, we realize that some of you are too uptight to fool around with someone who’d make an internet dance video to “the manifesto of Mother Monster”. However, the rest of you can vote in this entirely goofy and superficial contest. So, um, which one of these gyrating fans is the most bangable?
– Dewitt
To watch the videos and cast your vote, follow the JUMP:
Gay Joshewa:
Skinny blond dude in gray briefs? Yes please.
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Joel Kojote:
Taking on the “Country Road” version. The shirt-opening moment is pretty epic.
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“My Face Is Good-Looking”:
Because surfer twinks need love too.
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Bunny Dance:
Secret furry porn or artistic masterpiece? You be the judge.
country boy is hot. I’m from the south gotta love em! Voted for bunnyboy just because it was funny.
Can I vote for Hops McGee twice?
They are all adorable…but Hops has got it…hands down!
AH! The bunny is gaining on me! XD
How can I compete with the hairiest competitor on the countdown? I’m such a sucker for furry guys! WINK WINK
None. Any who tape themselves in undies dancin a Gaga song does not deserves my peen. All their “hotness” (btw, the only who has some is Joel) faint as they start singing that dumb-blonde bitch song…
“Don’t be drag, jut be a queen”?? Man, I don’t like queens, give me a hung beefy hairy king and we’ll see!!
Joel Kojote = HOT!
Never thought I had a thing for cowboys but Joel was pretty hot….not so much the body but the moves.
As much as surfer twink needed to clean his room first, I was rather taken by the potential up the shorts shots…..
The rabbit act was good no doubt about it!
But Joel Was hot as hell as well and did a good job.
Hard choice but voted for Joel.
The blonde was cute but seemed really, really gay. Maybe he should have placed his camera on one of the huge piles of clothes around his room so he wouldn’t have had to keep bending over to look into the camera…
Gay Joshewa has the best butt. Joel Kojote danced very sexxy and hott! My Face Is Good-Looking is cute but….
OMG, your like real life Kurt if Glee were on HBO or Showtime (excpet a 100 times hotter IMHO)!! Fantastic job. What the hell club you workin’ at Damn!!!
Hops, hands down.
Lady Gaga has a new remix of Born This Way that is getting tonnes of attention and some radio play. It is bollywood inspired and mixed by some of the best mixers and djs in India.
It is much better than the Country Road Mix and I even like it better than the original mix.
It is called: Born This Way – The Indian Mix.
You can listen to it on her website or youtube it.
It is amazing! Fantastic beat and energy.
I was going to vote for Gay Joshewa but then you started shaking your ass in my face and ripping your pants off and my dick changed its mind!
For the record, if I saw you dancing in a club, I would be the guy stuffing dollar bills down your AE trunks with my teeth. Just fantastic!
okay so i have a question. how come i wasn’t let aware of this video @gayjoshewa since considering… i’m the one performing it. vote bitches.
i mean i was aware, but not that it was on this site. facebook.com/nowitsjoshua
LMAO! I don’t watch Glee at all! The only relevance I found in it was the Gaga renditions and Mark Saling’s ass in underwear, really.
And I have never worked at a club before!
Gay Joshewa shoulda still gotten a vote! My ass was getting shaken in everyone’s face! 😉
That would be insane, I would get a rush from getting all those dollar bills, LOL!
I pass!
Gee, even gay white ppl have no rhythm. These clips are so completely lame. Can’t anyone dance anymore? All I saw was a bunch of stumbling queens. I didnt watch the bunny yet. But the rest are just effeminate men with no dancing ability. Yawn! Lol!
Mr. my face is goodlooking should take another look in the mirror. He’s just a typical, skinny flamy queen. Of course in this white dominated, twink obsessed racist American culture he will be worshiped as some sort of sex Icon, but Im not impressed. He has a bone thin body with no muscular definition, a forgettable face and dark roots in that bottle blond hair. Yawn. Watching this junk was a waste of time. I want those precious minutes put back in my life, lol. Seriously this is a train wreck. It was good for a few laughs though.
Secret furry porn FTW! ♥
Although that cowboy Joel was hot!
People are way too stuck up these days to have a laugh anyway ~.~
Seriously??? Joel Kojote has zero rhythm. Just because he showed off his butt and incessantly tweeted this link…..that doesn’t mean he should win. RIGGED!!! Gay Joshewa is the hottest by far.
Perhaps I’m just in a mood but I have to ask…why do guys do this? I mean it’s one thing to turn the music up and dance around like you were in a fabulous music video but really are videos necessary of the event? Perhaps if they had all actually stripped like Kojote sorta did then it would at least be interesting to watch. (Side note: Kojote is uber sexy and has a nice ass!) I guess UTube just brings out the “Superstar” in all of us but perhaps it’s become like reality TV and sometimes we just need to say “Enough! stop it!”
Yea, I’m probably just in a crabby mood.
God…is this what happens when you get old. You turn bitter and hate everyone that is youthful? You are just a mean old man that should get a grip. Be glad some beautiful twink will show you something in your advanced age…that you don’t have to pay for.
hehe. i have a feeling this is tara. and thanks. you actually know talent when you see it.
don’t be a racist dgunn. i did this strictly for fun, and was put into this competition without my knowledge. and for no rhythm… i was high as fuck, and was having a good time. i’d like to get you on the dance floor and show you some rhythm. i’d dance circles around your black ass.
and as for the others… even the fucking bunny has rhythm. don’t be a hater dude. just be lucky for those ‘effeminate’ men who gave you something to look at.
Want to dick the cowboy and party with the rabbit.