Does anyone else ever get Chris Pine confused with Chris Evans? One of them is Captain Kirk, while the other is Captain America. Sure, we understand that much, but that doesn’t make it any easier to remember which one we’re supposed to be masturbating to at any given point in time.
On that note, if you were forced to choose between these two, who would you rather roll around naked with? And just to clarify, when we say “roll around naked”, we mean have passionate sweaty sex in so many positions that you’ll lose count. Got it? Good. Click through to vote in our poll.
– Dewitt
To cast your vote, follow the JUMP:
CHRIS PINE:
CHRIS EVANS:
I have the BIGGEST love for Chris Evans. I’m unhealthily obsessed.
As a Christopher, I want to be in the center of a “Chris Wich” LOL
Chris Evans will be People’s Sexiest Man Alive this year after he’s seen in Captain America… here is the reason why!
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God, I can’t even choose, they’re both so great! I ended up giving it to Pine, just because he has the best smile EVER.
I have to go with Chris Pine. Evans definitely has a better body but Pine is so much hotter. Also, Evans comes across as an idiot to me. That opinion is really just based on the few movies I’ve seen him in. I have no idea what he’s like in reality.
Gave it to Chris Evans; love the hairy chest
Wow, what a great face-off! Kudos!
Evans is hotter, but I picked Pine because he has a bigger dick. Have you seen that man in underwear?!
Chris Evans and his fur wins – Chris Pine still has to grow in to his looks
This one is tough, but I love Chris Pine and haven’t really seen him recently, whereas Evans has been all over the news because of Captain America.
Wow, this is hard. REALLY hard! And so is having to choose between these two guys! 😉
If possible, Chris Pine’s face on Chris Evans’ body.
Evans, because when he showed up in a towel in Fantastic Four, he made the entire movie worth its budget.
No fair that we have to choose, but in that case obviously Chris Evans.
where are there pics of him in underwear, beside star trek
I win contest and look-a-like contests all the time, b/c down to the abs, the face, the hair, we could be twins. I am the gay version of what he should/could be.
I agree with topguyo33 not fair you made us choose!!!!! Now who would I rather be fucked by Captain Kirk or Captain America????
Beam me up Scotty
Ele é muito gostoso!
I think that they’re both hot, but my only love for any guy named Chris would have to go to “Rockway.” 😉
Unstoppable
Pines looks like the kind u would have romantic sex with, whereas if u wanted hard, dirty sex, Evans would be the best choice. So I’m picking Evans
Perfect!
BOTHHHHHH (frothing at the mouth)
Chris is so hot. I totally voted for Chris. And then I voted again for Chris. I love Chris. More Chris for Chris-sake! Damn…you just couldn’t lose either way with Chris.
Pine – those eyes! damn…..
Like the guy said…Pine…those eyes! Damn! Anyone with eyes like that can drink down my soul…
Its like Sophie’s Choice, how are you supposed to choose?
I want Pine’s wood:-)
Damn they must have waxed the crap out of him.
OMG! Chris Evans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Definitely have to go with Chris Evans on this one. I loved Chris Pines in Star Trek, but Evans just has the banging body. Not to mention, an actually gay brother who is quite attractive as well. So if one doesn’t work out, you at least have another option!! 🙂
Hnnnnnnggggg both
Well, if push came to shove, would do them both, but have had a serious crush on Chris Evans for years!
Definitely Evans! Pine is hot but Evans is just flat out SEXY (and yes there is a difference).
This was a very difficult choice! I ended up going with Chris Evans because he looks like he would be more fun.
Voted for Pine. He can go and explore anything he wants on me!
I’d go for Chris Evans’ brother lol
I’m on team Pine. His body isn’t as great, but he looks like he would be hot sweaty dirty fun in bed. Evans looks like he’s never pissed in the shower…
I completely agree. haha
Well, Chris Pine has a gay brother, so if I scored with Scott, I’d be one step removed from scoring with Chris.
Chris. Pine. On the other hand. Scoring. With. Captain Kirk. Means Imagining. That. All His. Moaning. Would sound like. William Shatner’s. Stacatto. Delivery. Warp. Speed. Mr. Sulu.
I had to go with Evans….To damn hott and sexxxy
It is his eyes that are beyond gorgeous.
lmao!
And I was thinking just the opposite.
I agree…kinda like him better with a scruffy chest. Still wouldn’t kick him outta bed though.
Do I have to choose? Why??? They are both hot and I agree that i would love to be in a Chris sandwich. I would like to cast a vote for both. However, since that was not an option, My vote went to Evans but only because of that gorgeous hairy chest.
no competition
Chris Evans ;op
really rough choice 🙂 couldn’t i just have both, please 🙂
Chris Pine – his sexuality is natural, whereas Chris Evans – all I can think of is the “NOT ANOTHER TEEN MOVIE” scene where they have a banana up his ass, and it wasn’t even sexy…LOL
LOL Michael U stole my comment but it is nice 2 know that great minds LUST I mean think alike !!!
Chris Hevans!!!
So…hard to choose! In the first set of pictures I like Evans, but after the jump I like Pine more…Dx
Chris Pine is hot but he looks like he may be an obnoxious tool. And Chris Evans looks hot, sexy AND fun! So my vote is for EVANS!
Impossible task. The are both just perfect.
I want both… i like both … but actually crushen on Chris Pine…
Chris Evans no doubt!!!