Dancing With The Stars is only on my radar when The Soup clues me in on things like A) Nancy Grace’s nipple saying hello to the world and B) Nancy Grace farting during an interview. Wow, Nancy Grace has not a fuck to give, huh? That biddy just goes for it. Anyway, they’re down to four contestants since (spoiler alert) Nance got axed last night. Of the remaining men involved, who would you want to do?
Note – Yes, I included Iraqi war veteran and actor JR Martinez in the grouping. Dude may be disfigured in the face but so what? He’s got a nice shape and he can twerk it out the floor. He doesn’t need your pity, either! If you don’t want to fuck him, don’t vote for him. If you do, vote for him. I don’t need your pity, either! I’m a grower, not a shower! It happens. Sure, you scoff at it when I drop trou, but if you bring the goods and I get happy – back the fuck up! It’s like a secret weapon. It’s a great dick camoflauged as a small one! It’s…
*crickets*
Uh, vote after the jump and stuff. There’s shirtless pics!
– J. Harvey
Rob Kardashian (aka The One With The Ass)
JR Martinez
Derek Hough
actually id love a 3way with me,derek&maxim lol
This poll just goes to show how petty and obsessed gay men really are with image.
as opposed to what? getting to know them and then deciding? as opposed to straight men, who choose what girls they would rather fuck based on their personality? youre dumb
OK, I’ve always wanted to do Derek….but man, I bet Maskim naked would be quite the treat! Can you get us a pic of Rob’s fine ass?
I love Derek with his great personality, and he does have a great ass, But what can you say when Max shoves his in the camera left and right lol. He would be alot of fun if he would just stop trying to be an asshole all the time, it get’s old. Maybe he does it just for drama on the show.
Nancy Grace of course, because you know she has the biggest dick
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I’d go for JR…..yes the others are good lokking and so is he, but JR’s personality really gets me going. Such a positive guy. And that means more than all the good looks.
The hottest man on that show is, was, and always will be Maks without question!
derek is in the lead, really? he’s got a total ass face and a little boy body………..what’s wrong with you guys? lol
The winner should be a 3way with Maxim and his brother Valentin.
Derek.
Derek. Gimmie gimmie.
I’m sorry Nancy Grace’s dance partner wins it hands down for me…but he wasn’t listed. I love that he gives her attitude and his Dublin accent gets my dick hard.
if it is by picture or any information that I already now, Rob and Derek would be the two I would love to be sandwiched between….
I think Maks would be hot, but he’d probably be too agressive — and maybe annoying. Rob’s a cutie — though he’s too tattooed — more than the dated pic above suggests. He turns me on in some ways, but not sure I’d sex him. I’ll be honest that JR’s scars are somewhat disconcerting, but I love watching him move — and it appears he has big thighs and a big ass. Yeah, I’d do him.
Derek does noting for me. If he was naked, I’d impassively take a peek then go back to whatever I was doing.