We posted about “Gay Pimp” Jonny McGovern’s new vid “Dickmatized” earlier this week. This was mostly because Dewitt and I are “dickmatized” by McGovern’s co-star, the bearded hotness Todd Masterson. We can get more uses out of Jonny, though. Let’s pit his satiric ass against the likes of two of his fellow gay Internet celebs – the hardbodied yet cutesy Davey Wavey, and acid-tongued cuntmeister Louis Virtel.
This is a whole range of types from which to pick a fuck partner! Vote after the jump!
– J. Harvey
Johnny McGovern
Davey Wavey
Louis Virtel
They are all cute, but Davey Wavey is the cutest
Jonny, but only with the beard.
AMEN.
God I hate Davey Wavey. Such an annoying hypocrite.
God not Davey Wavey! He finally got booted off of Queerty when they where revamped thank god!
What a surprise, the topless one who goes to the gym gets the most votes!
I vote Louis as he is hilarious!
Davy’s not only cute and buff on the outside, but for someone so young, his posts are so wise and compassionate that he is obviously beautiful on the inside as well.
i second that notion: jonny, with beard.
(it’s like two totally different people!
L.o.L.)
I love davey Wavey He is my hero
Wasn’t there some dick pics of Davey Wavey floating around a while back?
what James said.
I wish that I could say that I was surprised by what appears to be a landslide for Davey, but I’m not. Dude is hot.
I don’t know nothing about these “Internet celebs” just like they know nothing about me and yet I’m a celebrity in my street(…), but based on the pics, the most fuckable surely is the 2nd one!
I’d fuck Fred, if he’s old enough.
Why isn’t Evmoney on this poll? His videos are hilarious and Oh so true in many cases.
Here’s a sample 😀 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7236_zCSQa0
I wouldn’t sleep with Virtel, but I’d totally share drinks with him and just throw shade around like confetti. xD
No…I’d totally let Davey show me his workout practices in bed.