Do you ever see a certain pic of a guy and something about it makes your dick rear up? If you click on the “Continue Reading” (we call it a JUMP) link, there’s a photo of celebrity cocksman Michael Fassbender biting his finger over The Clooney rhapsodizing over how big his schlong is. Something about this pic makes me want to do him SO BAD. Weird, huh? I find this toothy pic hotter than his cock pics! I am weird, and should be shunned.
George Clooney lavished intense praise on Michael Fassbender’s rod (you can see it in his sex addict flick Shame or here on Manhunt Daily) at the Golden Globes on Sunday night. Every Hollywood celeb is subject to gay rumors, but Clooney stirred the pot with that dick! If you had to choose one of these suave gentlemen to jump on, which would it be. I tried finding a pic of Clooney’s dong, but it wasn’t happening. Feel free to post a link to one if you find it!
– J. Harvey
George Clooney
You wish.
Michael Fassbender
Clooney. No penis could ever stop me from voting for Clooney (because, duh, Clooney is a total bottom).
Clooney is in no way, shape, or form hot! Dont see what the rage is about him! His a hideous fucking chud, even when he was young!
Respect for using “chud” as a verbal weapon.
obviously fassbender. clooney i never really got. hes ok and all in a not interested kind of way, not ugly, but in no shape or form hot, and in no way do i want him to take his clothes off, ever
Fassbender, oh my god, Fassbender. I mean, it even sounds like something you’d say during sex. “Harder, deeper, Fassbender.” I just hope he doesn’t make the same O-face that he did in Shame—that horrible menage a trois of orgasming, crying, and looking like you’re about to throw up.
Interesting that Clooney had to chat about his large cock on the 69TH annual Golden Globes (which we all know is code for balls). Clooney is such a cock whore.