Look, I'm not going to pretend I'm better than you just because I don't watch Jersey Shore, but there's a pretty high chance that I am. Just kidding! If you want to watch trashy "reality" television, then that's your prerogative. Who am I to say that it's a wildly inaccurate portrayal of Italian-Americans and New Jersey as a whole? Even if several NJ politicians and Italian-American organizations agree with me, the show's still pulling in millions of viewers.
And if you're one of them, you probably have a certain male cast member that you're lusting after. So which one of these fist-pumping douchebags do you want to fuck? We'll give you two choices–Ronnie Milagro (top) or Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino (bottom). It's a battle of biceps versus abs. Who will remain victorious?
– Dewitt
To cast your vote, follow the JUMP:
I pretend to hate the show, but really I’m just a filthy wasp who just wants to suck and get fucked by both of these hot guidos
I watch it with the sound turned down!
I’ve never watched the show (no, really!) but I’ve read enough about it. As for these guys, I’d do either (or both!) as long as they kept their mouths shut. And I’m ashamed to admit that, LOL.
I love how you labelled them “top” and “bottom.” XP
I voted for The Situation, who’s not only decent-looking, but seems surprisingly non-douchy (for the show). Still, none of the guys nor the WTF-factor is enough to get me to watch more than a few minutes.
none
They kinda look alike to me, with Ronnie being a beefier version of “The Situation” so I can’t decide…It would depend on the day of the week.
I can’t believe Ronnie is losing!!
Douches or not, I have a HUGE boner for Ronnie!
dewitt, u still haven’t learnt to put the ‘none of the above’ option here.
What about Vinnie. I’d totally do him, but if not him, then Ronnie…
I agree with Marc, Vinnie is the cutest to me…. but sexiest is definitely Ronnie. And don’t comment about who’s a bigger douche if you don’t watch the show. “The Situation” is a total douche. Ronnie isn’t
I’ll vote for the one that isn’t a complete mindless douche…oh man, i guess there’s no candidate that meets my standards…
You really need to start adding a “NEITHER” choice on these!
I know most of you guys don’t want to sleep with either, but that’s the point of the game. At least when I play it with my friends we either pick two people that everyone wants to sleep with or two people that no one wants to sleep with. The point is to make it hard for the person to chose one. A neither option is just a cop out.
I have yet 2 see the show ( curiosity getting the best of me )but I voted 4 B he maybe a total douche but he does not appear 2 be a total douche on steroids !!!
Definitely, absolutely NEITHER. Hopefully neither of them ever comes within eyesight distance of me. Total turn-off.
neither
Ronnie. Besides being hotter (wtf is up with Mike’s face?) he’s easily the smartest person in the house.
I voted for the situation as well, but can we add sucker punch! he is kinda hot too!
I voted for Mike “The Situation” hands down. Im a gay guy and I would do just about anything sexually possible with that guy. I’d even seriously date him if it was possible 😛