Who Would You Rather?: Season 3 of Glee

Did anyone else think last night’s premiere of Glee ssuuccckkkeeed? With the exception of that new girl Sugar (she was a howl, although I might be a little irritated if I had Aspberger’s), and Sue’s right-hand Cheerio Becky (love her), it was BOOORRRIINNNGG. We’re missing something this year, and it’s not just Chord Overstreet’s DSLs (dick-sucking lips). Surely it will get better with age. The only reason to keep it on last night was Darren Criss in that ADORABLE polo shirt/bowtie combo. But then he started with the goofy faces and the “I’m a total bottom” dancing. Let’s all just hang in there and trust that they can recapture the sparkle of the first season.

One thing we can ALWAYS expect from Glee is cute men. In this season’s line-up, who would you rather? Seriously, if they keep putting Darren Criss in bowties, I’m not going to even NOTICE that there’s other dudes on the show.

– J. Harvey

To vote, Follow the JUMP:

Kurt

Blaine

Artie

Finn

Will

Kurt’s Dad

Mike

Puck


24 thoughts on “Who Would You Rather?: Season 3 of Glee

  1. WHERE IS KAROFSKY?

    How did you, of all people, neglect to include Karofsky on this poll? Consider this comment my write-in vote.

  2. totally agree! It was a snooze-fest! The song selection SUCKED! Except of the finale. But I guess Ryan Murphy didn’t wanna make it too over the top for the premiere 

  3. It sucked because the show is awwwwwful, saying that I’ll still be watching it come the season finale :S

  4. Now that you have confirmed what most of us already know, the show sucks, can you stop covering it here??

  5. Ooh, I’d much rather this is a Top Ten kind of thing which would let me pick more than one.  Blaine gets my top vote, but I have a soft spot for Puck and Will.  Even Finn, in some lighting.   And, I’d pay a decent chunk of change to lick up and down Mike’s abs once or twice.

  6. I don’t even understand the point of a poll. If it wasn’t for Puck’s badboy edge, Blaine wouldn’t have any competition at all. XD

  7. Unfortunately glee won’t recapture the sparkle of it’s first season. They had all of season two to try that and by and large that was a disappointment, and I faithfully slogged through it hoping. But when all your characters are continually taken back to square one the stakes never really change.

    Man but season one was good.

  8.  If I had my way…

    WHEN: The next episode and every one after that.

    HOW: Naked. All the time. Getting gangbanged by the rest of the football team.

  9. I have 4 which are Blaine, Will, Mike and Puck but is I have to pic base on the premier Blaine totally made me drool

  10. ah!

    so you want to give max adler the Falcon Studios Treatment.

    where do i sign up?

    (especially, would i like to watch dave get “the shaft” from his partnerin crime, Azimio.

    {hmm..

    ..wouldn’t it be something is dave actually has a crush on that guy?})

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