Should we apologize in advance? Today's edition of Who Would You Rather pairs together two men who can't keep their mouths shut, asking you to choose the lesser of two evils. Before you ask, there's not a "neither" option, so just imagine that the only way to stop the world's end is to sleep with either of these men.
Without further ado, who would you rather–John Mayer or Kanye West? Mr. Mayer has received some well-deserved criticism for dropping the N-word and making homophobic comments in a Playboy interview. Kanye hopped on stage to embarrass Taylor Swift in front of millions of viewers, but pretty much wound up helping her career. So which guy gets your vote?
– Dewitt
To cast your vote, follow the JUMP:
I bang the shit out of John Mayer, hahaha!
John Mayer any day. Regardless of his word vomit. You know the only eason he’s made any homophobic comments is because he’s hiding his true gayness. [some guy] recently blogged that Mayer admitted to sucking on some peen before, not to mention he made out with him. I mean c’mon, to make out with [some guy] you’re definately gay gay gay. All that aside – he’s totally fuckable.
i would say knaye west. i think he would hate fuck me cause im white and i might possibly have a better video than beyonce hahaha!
I read the Playboy interview before any of y’all got wind what was said. Personally, I wasn’t offended, but I knew some numb-nuts would get their knickers in a knot over it sooner or later.
I’ll take John Mayer any day; he may put both of those big feet inside his gob from time-to-time, but he doesn’t think he’s all that and a bag o’chips like Kanye does.
John Mayer doesn’t have an ego? Please. lol.
victor, you’re white and might possibly have a better video than beyonce? are you john mayer? lol
Eew… mankini
Honestly, after Taylor Swift’s embarrassment of a performance at the Grammy’s, I think the entire world owes Kanye West an apology. Sure it was bad timing, but I’m pretty sure he was only saying what everyone else was thinking.
I’d still fuck John Mayer though. I’d just shove something in his mouth first.
CC… you need to be punched in the face for even thinking that Kanye was right in what he did! Smart people knew that Beyonce would get Video of the Year so they didn’t freak when Taylor won. What if that had been your daughter or someone you loved being completely humiliated by that jackass? Especially being so young! NOONE deserves that. As for the whole “Who would you rather?” thing. Kanye West needs to have his face mangled and John Mayer is just a huge, douchey douchebag so neither of them get my vote!
hum….is death an option???! i hate them both!
The voting is somewhat rigged in favour of John Mayer. Upon arriving at the voting choices who in their right would choose a rather dorky looking Kanye over a rather gorgeous angle on Mayer?
I agree with you JC
It seems that whoever selected the pictures did so with somewhat intentions of favoring one against the other.
I am leaning towards Kanye because I have such a huge thing for black guys but John Mayer is just so fucking hot…how about this? How about I let them tagteam me?
Neither, they both make me want 2 vomit.
@JC and tresqboy
Why is there always a f-ing conspiracy with you queens? Jesus. Just about every time I read blog comments there are 1 or 2 fags whining about conspiracy.
Also, I’d fuck the shit outta John Mayer. His comments were douchey, yes, but Kanye pisses me off. Who the hell in their right mind ACTUALLY would assume that THEY are the voice of a generation?? Fuck, I’ve maybe liked 2 of his songs in total. And they got pretty old, fast. No.. No… the only thing he deserves up his ass is a medieval impaler.
And he’d probably keep interrupting me, telling me someone else fucked him better. I can’t perform when being interrupted!
*pulls out a gun and blows his brains out* Who said neither was an option?
wasn’t*
I’d bang the shit out of jon mayer and turn him into a pig bottom bitch boy