Dear Andrew Garfield,
It has recently come to my attention that you are wearing clothes in your new spread for VMAN magazine. Why? Now that you’re potentially becoming a huge star with The Amazing Spider-Man, you need to be aware of all of your fans. Wearing a shirt, pants or any other garment is a crime against the gay male community. Especially when your ass looks like this.
In the name of everything that’s good in the world, we’d ask that you please consider being more naked in future shoots. It’s for the benefit of mankind, particularly the portion of mankind that would like to jerk off to shirtless and/or naked pictures of you.
Thank you for your time,
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Inez & Vinoodh
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i’m really excited for this movie — the new trailer looks GREAT — their take on the genesis story is fantastic — my only complaint is casting choice for gwen stacy
That’s what we want! Cute Superheroes! 🙂
Am I the only person who finds Mr. Garfield distinctly *not* attractive? His nose is too big, he’s skinny and gangly, and his hair is questionable at best. I know I must be missing something here (is it that he’s a cute nerdy type?), but I honestly cannot see the attraction.
But then, I also do not understand why we need what looks like a very close remake of the Sam Raimi movie. (I know I’m gonna get flamed for that one!)
Yep, I think you’re the only one. I think he’s fantastic.