Why Can’t Cristiano Ronaldo Find His Shirt?

Well, this is unfortunate! It seems that Cristiano Ronaldo misplaced his shirt in a hotel room. Predictably, he’s throwing a fit over it, and the maid isn’t being very helpful. I guess he’ll just have to walk around half-naked for the time being. Perhaps he can even show off his bulge in a pair of Emporio Armani briefs…

In case you haven’t figured it out by now, this is the premise of the Portuguese soccer star’s latest ad for Armani. It’s definitely sexy as fuck, but I’m still keeping my fingers crossed that there’s a follow-up where the maid loses his pants. I mean, why doesn’t she just hide all of his clothes?

– Dewitt

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23 thoughts on “Why Can’t Cristiano Ronaldo Find His Shirt?

  1. The guy is hot and very beautiful. But they sure didn’t seem to pad his bulge at all. Didn’t see much there. Kind of surprising for such a sexy ad.

  2. Nice for a morning chuckle. He’s totally hot, and even a gay man can’t help but notice the hotel’s standard for the housekeeping staff is pretty high… She’s a looker too (for a woman).

  3. OMG this is why I am in love with him! I’d love to be in a three way with him & Darryl Stephens… *drool*

  4. Not everyone needs to be superhung…..the man is spectacular, the premise is believeable, the body is flawless…..wow

  5. anyone who thinks he has no bulge need look no further than his Vanity Fair cover where is he is sporting enormous MEAT!

  6. when he first started looking for his shirt i totally thought the maid had already hid it lol…guess she would have to think like a gay guy to do that 😉

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