Why Isn’t There Any Gay Hanukkah Porn?

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December marks a time when gay porn sites throw Santa hats on our favorite models, give them a bottle of lube and put them to work. Without fail, it happens every year. But what about a little sleazy love for the Jewish community? I find it utterly preposterous that I've never seen a gay Hanukkah porno!

To my dear friends in the adult industry, can you please make this happen in 2010? There are so many ways that this can work. Think about it–one hungry bottom and eight nights of cock. Or how about eight cocks all at once? Perhaps someone could do a custom mold of a dreidel butt plug? I'm sure a few of you may have some better ideas or clever titles, so bring it on! It's the sixth night tonight, and there's no better way to celebrate.

– Dewitt

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8 thoughts on “Why Isn’t There Any Gay Hanukkah Porn?

  1. Silly man. There are no gay Jews! They don’t exist. The Easter bunny told me so just yesterday.

  2. How about some guy eating matzoh balls with a big kafilterfish shape dildo up his ass as a Rabbi suck his dick 2 make sure his cum is of the highest kosher quality 2 the tune of Adam Sandler singing his Hanukkah song!!!

  3. Doesn’t that little thingy they wear on their heads get in the way when you are shoving their face on cock? Just askin… Never done it with a fully dresses Jew. Hell, Christian, Buddist, Muslim or Pagan for that matter. Get them all naked and it’s still hotties with a hard on.

  4. Doesn’t that little thingy they wear on their heads get in the way when you are shoving their face on cock? Just askin… Never done it with a fully dresses Jew. Hell, Christian, Buddist, Muslim or Pagan for that matter. Get them all naked and it’s still hotties with a hard on.

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