This just in! Chet Hanks, the son of actor Tom Hanks, is offering up a “reward” to fellow classmates at Northwestern University, if they’re willing to give him a whole month’s worth of notes. You see, Chet was too busy aspiring to become the next Asher Roth, so he wasn’t able to make it to any of his lectures. Poor guy!
To quote: “We could possibly work something out as a reward for the generosity”… Like, what does that even mean?!?! Money? A CD single of his hit song “Hollywood”? A chance to bury your face in his butthole and smell what it’s like to be the spawn of someone famous? We’re just wondering.
– Dewitt
Click through for a bonus pic and Chet’s letter:
What Up Everybody,
My names Chester Hanks, I’m a junior theater major, but some of you may know me better as “Chet Haze.” Or maybe you dont, which would be embarrassing for me…..Anyway, if the sound of receiving this email on your phone woke you up at this hour, I sincerely apologize. Hopefully, there may be a few of you (like me) who for some reason just need to wait until literally the LAST MINUTE to get any work done—this final paper being no exception. I was wondering if anyone had notes from after November 1st to the end of the course on their computer that they would be willing to send my way. It would be much appreciated, and we could possibly work something out as a reward for the generosity. I’m really crossing my fingers on this one. Thanks! Happy studies.
– Chet
absolutely!
wow, he’s kinda skanky hot. i just listened to a snippet of his “song”….good grief
I ll gladly send him my notes, And then, he has to appear at a major bar w me and not touch or flirt with anyone else and look like he s worshipping me, and then I get to do w him whatever I want for the night. Fair deal?
yeah..i get a rough trade vibe from him too. He looks nothing like Tom.
The song is kinda catchy. Tom tell your son to focus on school though he is gonna need a back up plan.
At least he doesn’t look like his brother…
I’m making up notes right after I finish this post. Please forward his email address to me pronto. “My names…”? I’m gonna guess it was English class that he was missing. Why on Earth would he want others procrastinators to respond? This boy needs to spend more time in class and less time making tragic music.