My heart breaks for Keith Urban. In the video you’re about to watch, dude looks completely shell-shocked by the massive SHADE being tossed back and forth over his head by Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj. Even Urban’s wife Nicole Kidman’s iciest glares don’t cause him this much rueage. The producers of American Idol probably hit on a workable solution to their flagging ratings problem. Hire two utterly self-consumed delusional superstars and completely ignore whatever’s happening on the stage to focus on their hatred for each other. I’m telling you, this is going to be the best season since Paula Abdul upped the Vicodin dosage in her Coca-Cola cup.
Vulture put together a preview of Idol featuring instances of Mimi and Nicki hating on each other. It’s like one of those great movies from the 40s featuring catty bitches except without the style and intelligence. Mean Girls trivia fight!
– J. Harvey
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