Sometimes, you just have to get past the stringy hair and the presence of a cheesy hat and focus on what’s right. Cowboy Dave‘s got a beefy body with a light dusting of hair, and a nice suckable dick. Boots In Bed documents “real life urban cowboy” *chuckle* Dave getting worked on by his nameless New York Straight Men cocksucking co-star. He’s supposedly had a hard couple months on the ranch *chortle* and needed to blow a load immediately. EVERY cowboy should relieve tension by facefucking a ranch hand. Or some dude in an apartment. Whatever.
Note: cowboy hats can sometimes be crazy sexy, but Dave’s Stevie Ray Vaughn-looking, “Dad’s midlife crisis solved by hunting and riding an ATV on the weekends” hat isn’t working for me.
– J. Harvey
Photo credit: New York Straight Men
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Yuck. I’m in Texas, cowboys look way better than that.
YUCK!!!! The cowboy isn’t hot at all
Small dick too..lol
I have lived in Texas, and real cowboys are MUCH hotter, and yes, he does have a teeny weenie little winky dick and will someone show this guy to a tanning salon PLEASE????
ROTF I love the teenie weenie little winky comment..lol
I think he was yummy, not in a cowboy way, but yummy nonetheless…. he also had great balls….
Yeah…….no. If that’s what a cowboy is supposed to look like, I’m glad I’ve never had a thing for them.
wooof oink wooof oink
Where’s the beef, I mean pork
forget this “cowboy”, I think I would do his horse, at least the horse would be hung!
The only thing ” BIG ” on cowboy Dave is his hat !!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL….have fucked and sucked REAL Texas cowboys….this guy is a turd…
Oh I wasn’t aware that you guys had started a new blog series entitled “Hot Mess”.
If you guys would read it and comment, we’d write it…although “Hot Mess” is a little played. 🙂
wtf. i think i saw this guy conducting a service at my local synagogue
omg how dare white people be white, what a fucking travesty.
Can everyone post a picture of their hot face and huge dicks, cause y’all must be packing, I’m and average guy, not every guy is huge, also this guy isn’t bad looking… whatever happen to if you have nothing nice to say dont say anything at all?
nooo
He looks more like something that a cowboy would rope than a cowboy.
The cocksucker Chris is a Hell of a lot more sexier than the cowboy. I would love to suck Chris’ cock anyday and he fucks pussy.