Upon getting a glimpse of Jockstrap Central model Patrick, I was twitching at both areas below the waist. My body was so ready to bend over for this hulking, hirsute daddy bear. Yet, at the very same time, my dick was nearly busting out of my pants to slip inside DAT ASS.
Patrick possesses the perfect combination of rugged, mature and totally bad-ass. I want to get sweaty with him and then take a nap atop his salt & pepper chest hair. And then I want to get sweaty again! Most importantly, I just want him to bury that thick beard in my crotch and tickle my balls with his whiskers. Also, I want a billion rimjobs from him… Is that so much to ask for?
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Jockstrap Central
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Body. Bulge. Hair. Ass. *swoon*
He’s been all over Tumblr the past few weeks. I couldn’t be happier.
Also, I think I own the black short capris, haha. That shit is comfortable.
Sorry ladies, but he’s taken. In a relationship with a big beefy boy. Lucky man.
*swoon and then go into a fit of uncontrollable orgasms* fucking gorgeous
Very HOT man.
I know him personally, from when he lived in Milwaukee WI, arogant and a total asshole.
Tota; woof (even with the barely noticeable tattoos)…this is the type of guy I have been searching for to show me the pleasures of being a bottom…then again, his very nicely shaped ass might make me want to flip a few times…
I’ve always been a fan of jockstraps, but they have never made me as hard as they do on this guy. This piece of hot, furry beefcake was born to wear a jock.
Your bodily reactions described upon viewing this are far too similar to mine, Dewitt.
This my friends and ladies is what a REAL MAN looks like “DaddY I have been bad and need punished”
What jock straps…lol
OMG He was on Top Chef Canada! I lusted over him and scoured the net for more pics. Thank the lord that these exist. I totally want to be sandwiched by him and his partner. MMMMMMM.
Awww, did he turn you down?
OMG..I would love to be his jock straps for the long haul.. wow!!!!!
I could happily spend hours with my face in that ass!
For some reason he really turns me on….and when I say REALLY I mean REALLY!
dewitt?
what would You do?
if patrick and peter, both, were standing side-by-side, across from you –
– with a Devilish Gleam in their eyes?
Peter Finland?
If that’s who you’re referring to, I’d throw myself at them both and pray to the gods of dick that they’d be up for tag-teaming me.
Fuck.
Now you just got me VERY hard.
it is to He whom i refer, ´witty.
and that was my indirect intention, guy.
so, now you have three things on your To Do List (as dictated by The Saint).
now let’s get crackin’!
I’m one of the owners of Jockstrap Central and can attest that he’s one of the nicest, chilled out guys I’ve met. “Arrogant” and “asshole” are the furthest thing from the truth.
that makes him even hotter.