Woof Alert: Uncle John

There’s an incest joke/gross thing to say in here somewhere, but I’ll take the high road. Uncle John was one of Butch Dixon’s original hairy fuckers. But then he reportedly shaved his body. The fuck-? Why would you go and mess with perfection, Uncle John? Your hairy bod is giving me the twitch in my down-low area, and then I have to read you went and smoothed all of that beauty over. Boner no more. I will never understand people.

– J. Harvey

Photo credit: Butch Dixon

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44 thoughts on “Woof Alert: Uncle John

  1. I’ll take this guy over the last hog featured in “Woof Alert” any day of the week.

  2. not a bad looker…not into daddy bear types, but go have a beer with him…

  3. What?!  He went and shaved all that hairy goodness?  Bad John!  Very bad John!  You are going to have to be punished.  Very, very hard. 

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