Woof Alert: Wes

Back in the day, I used to have one of those pro-wrestling video games where you could assemble your own customized player. My general tendency was to create this strapping muscle bear with a thick beard, hairy chest and shaved head. Then I’d create a similar character, throw them in a match together and attempt to place them in compromising positions.

Clearly, I was a huge dork with way too much time on my hands. As for the reason I’m bringing this all up? Wes is essentially the living, breathing embodiment of this fantastical computer-generated man. It’s kind of blowing my mind that he actually exists, and I keep pinching myself to make sure these photos aren’t appearing to me in a dream. Meanwhile, I’d much rather be pinching his nipples… As I gently stroke his furry pecs. It’s all too much! I simply can’t handle this man’s hotness.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Photoprofile

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36 thoughts on “Woof Alert: Wes

  1. Oh. Hot. Damn.

    Also, it’s good to know I wasn’t the only one doing such things with my wrestling games, Dewitt 😀

  2. at the sight of that first picture i nearly fainted. unfortunately, it was downhill from there…

  3. The man of my dreams! I’d give my right arm to be his. Please tell me he’s versatile.

  4. Why is there a separate “Woof Alert” category? A significant number of posts on this blog involve men like this.

    It’s like having a “skinny boys” category in an anorexia forum.

  5. LMAO I was gonna say the exact same thing. I was such a 16 year old pervert with my WWF games.

  6. I wonder what he’s angry about…

    Would have preferred him if he wouldn’t wear all those gay subculture-items en clothes. Think he would look much better in a light gray suit or something more regular. The photo before last comes close.

  7. OMG!!! Where is the application to be his eternal love slave? Whatever, whenever!! WOOF!!!!

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