For the three of you who haven’t seen The Avengers yet, this post contains spoilers. So stop reading if you don’t want to have a major plot point revealed. Click away. I’ll wait. Gone? Good.
My heart broke when they killed off Agent Coulson. I get it. It had to happen. It’s a Joss Whedon production. If you love a character, you can expect him to off them horribly. Loki killing Agent Phil gave the team the inspiration to stand together and save the world. His death was totally heroic, and he got to blow Loki through a wall. With a gun, you freaks.
Lordy, am I a geek or what?
Agent Coulson…Phil…actually, actor Clark Gregg was the glue that held all those previous Marvel superhero flicks together right up until the big one. He’s kinda cute, too! You might also have recognized him from Julia Louis-Dreyfuss’ last show The New Adventures Of Old Christine. He played her slightly sleazy ex-husband.
He’s a likable presence onscreen. Likeable to GET WITH?!? We’ll find out, won’t we?
– J. Harvey
Vote on whether you’d fuck Clark Gregg or not AFTER THE JUMP:
I always had a small crush on this guy!
Yes, for sure. Avengers bummed me out a bit. He’s a handsome DILF-next-door type.
yes – he is like Jay Mohr … you don’t know why are you are drawn to him … but you don’t question it …
yes please!
Yes. In a heartbeat. I will never ever ever be able to explain it, but I totally love this guy.
One of the two hottest men that Miranda (from Sex and the City) and Christine (The New Adventures from Old Christine) fucked. The other one is Blair Underwood.
Hell yes. Sex and the City, The West Wing, The Shield, Will and Grace, Old Christine, the list goes on and on. I’ve been wanting to do his DILF ass for so long.
Uhh, this isn’t hidden at all. You might want to re-do this post so that the spoiler warning has some effect and you need to click through to see the rest of the post after it…
I didn’t say it was. The first sentence clued you in, so that was when you should have stopped reading. Unless you have some sort of alien fly eyes and can read a paragraph all at once, then you have my sincere apologies.
A THOUSAND TIMES YES!
Yes. He’s definitely handsome….but I want him to get me closer to Thor and Captain America as well, lol
There are rumors circulating he may not have died. Nick Fury is the only one who claimed he was dead, and he always lies. So…Agent Coulson…erm, Phil…may still be alive after all.
I’ve always been fond of him too. He looks like my Italian/Irish uncle who was always a mentor (and had the biggest hairiest pecs I’ve ever seen – even to today). But why does every good looking man on the planet seem to run like lemmings to those ugly goddam homo-regulation 1950’s eyeglass frame. Gag!
I’m sorry, however *you* decided you alerted all the normal non-alien people – you posted a spoiler. Anyone familiar with movie blogs, or anything vaguely related to them KNOWS you precede a post like yours with something like:
*** Spoiler Alert : If you haven’t seen “Avengers” and don’t want any major plot points revealed, you may not want to read further ***
That way, even people who aren’t normal (which apparently means anyone who reads faster than you :- ) can avoid spoiling the ending of a movie. …and seriously, you made a simple mistake because you apparently didn’t know any better. A simple apology and edit of the post would’ve been the high road. Throwing the fault at everyone else, and blaming their *Alien Reading Ability*? That’s just childishly sad. If you think it’s some tiny corner of the blogosphere that knows & uses this technique, Google “spoiler alert” sometime. Seriously…