I’m going absolutely insane waiting for next week’s 30 Rock season premiere. Will Jack Donaghy find his father a kidney? Will Cheyenne Jackson be taking off his pants? Will Mary J. Blige please make another hilarious cameo? So many questions! But we have an even more important question…
Would you give Alec Baldwin‘s balls a tongue bath? On last night’s post about “MANthers”, his name got thrown into the mix thanks to his Saturday Night Live “Cougay” skit. His character wrote a book called Stop That Boy I Want To Get On, and I’d very gladly let him sit on my lap and call me daddy. How about you?
– Dewitt
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Maybe 50 lbs. ago…The age doesn’t bother me…the mushy body does…Sorry Alec 😉
I can think of ways to put some tone back into Alex’s physique…it is good for the lower back, too!
i said it yesterday on the cougar post and i’ll say it again. yep, I’d hit it.
mr. baldwin does have his moments where i’d be happy to tongue-bathe his balls — yeah.
i wouldn’t deny that.
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i just hope this Verbal Abuse isn’t still going on — otherwise, my conscience would bother me too much, to allow me to act on the few times i’d want to try out his own “funcooker.”
(i imagine a diva like Alec having an egg-smooth Sac, by-the-by..)
Oh, hell yeah! He’s been one of my favorite celebrity lust-crushes for years (even before the hair-alicious Canteen Boy skit).
I’ll admit the substantial weight gain did cool the lust fires a little bit, but I’d still sit on his 30 Rock any day of the week.
Heck, why not throw in Daniel, Billy, and Stephen, and make it a Baldwin free-for-all orgy? That’s a lot of hot, Schwetty balls to suck on. 🙂
I’ve actually met Mr. Baldwin long ago on the set of The Marrying Man…I was in Los Angeles visiting relatives when a friend in the business inviited me to the set for lunch..He and Kim Bassinger were filming a scene when after filming he walked past where I was standing behing the director said hello to me on his way to the bathroom.
hell yes, he is a sexy beast, cant wait for that new movie with him, meryl streep and uhh..steve martin? pretty sure theres at least 2 shirtless scenes.
ah yeah..
..Canteen Boy.
watching that, some months back, sorta gave me a Raging Boner.
i wonder if i can find the full skit on you|tube…
nah he’s fat now
i think with havey im a little guy i want a man that can pick me up and have his way with me