Would You Hit That?: American Idol’s “Wolf” Hamlin

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Fuck yes. Yep. Absolutely. Will do. Si.

American Idol started up again. The ratings are low (I blame J.Lo. I also blame J. Lo for not being able to geographically target my Tweets, the Dow Jones, and that irritating woman at the bank). Those ratings are to improve by one Non-Nielsen homosexual if Jason “Wolf” Hamlin keeps moving forward in the competition. He’s a MECHANIC. A BEAR MECHANIC WHO CAN SING. I haven’t been shooting this much precum at Idol since the oil rig guy.

But enough about my tastes, would you get on this brawny bear?

p.s. Ryan’s bullshit “I’m glad you’re not kissing me, dude” is so transparent. He was practically strapping on knee pads in his highlighted head.

– J. Harvey


12 thoughts on “Would You Hit That?: American Idol’s “Wolf” Hamlin

  1. Fuck yeah with a ribbon on it. I don’t even know what he sounds like, but I’d buy his album and then have sex with the cover art.

  2. As soon as I saw him on idol last night I knew he was gonna be mentioned on here. he is good looking but he looks kinda old to be 24 years old.

  3. no.

    really.

    wolf is just too handsome.

    jeez..
    ..i think i’m in love.

    (and if you don’t want this Bear, kenny, well…
    …i’m sure the rest of us will be glad to snatch him right into our bedrooms.

    {even if it can only be the bedroom of our Minds.})

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