Inconceivable! How is it possible that we haven’t written a post about that hot dude from Kraft’s Italian dressing commercials? Anderson Davis is basically the new Isaiah Mustafa. While he might not have the same boner-inducing voice as the Old Spice guy, we’ve got to admit that this blatantly transparent rip-off’s pretty fucking great.
Speaking of fucking, would you engage in such zesty activities with Mr. Davis? What if he wanted to pour Italian dressing on your dick and lick it off? What if he wanted to use Italian dressing as lube? What if he wanted you to do this with Italian dressing? There are so many questions here, and the answer is usually “yes”, so why don’t you tell us what it’d take for you to not sleep with this guy?
– Dewitt
Check out some pics, watch the vids and discuss this topic below:
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I’d eat that without the dressing
I’m not really a salad guy but I’d make an exception if he tossed my salad.
YUM!!!
Hot man + cute puppy = HUSBAND!!!
HOT
OH YES! In any way, shape or form!!!!!!!
DAMN!! Those are HOT clips!! I love everything about this guy – great body, great ass, great smile, and smokin sexy voice.
I’d toss his salad anytime.
Two words: YES PLEASE !!!!
he is hot…the clips are funny n well done, but that voice is silly….it goes with the “naughty” salad sell I know…the bedroom voice…but if that was the way he talked all the time I tell him to be quiet n just look petty
I’d pour the bottle over him and lick off every drop.
And I don’t even like Kraft dressings.
No. Does nothing for me.
Oh I wanna get zesty with him. Get his ass over into the Ten, stat…and thanks. Those commercials are fun…but maybe they could have left out the “ladies” part so that we all think he’s talking to us. But then if he wanted to call me lady and fuck me, I’m down with that.
no thanks. i remember him from that gay documentary “the adonis factor” he’s not that attractive and seems a product of cosmetic enhancements”
The only reason I can imagine rejecting him for is if he were poz…
…that seems like an incredibly unnecessary thing to say.
Dewitt asked what it would take to not sleep with this guy, so I answered the question. Sorry if I offended.
the funny thing is, this is my best friend’s old neighbor. he used to live next door to him in Orovile, CA and is stil friends with his sister Janey.
we could pour it all over each other and do a 69!!
Id pour the dressing over his body and eat his salad!!!
What would it take to NOT sleep with Anderson Davis? Answer: Anderson Davis next to me in bed, that’s what! Who in their right mind would fall asleep with that next to them?
-tony.