The Voice judge Blake Shelton performed “America The Beautiful” with his wife Miranda Lambert at yesterday’s big game. I missed it (maybe not “missed”) but others informed me they did a good job but Ms. Kelly Clarkson sort of eclipsed them with her bangs and sweet delivery of “The Star Spangled Banner”.
While America certainly is beautiful, Blake’s Tweets aren’t. When I pissed and moaned about it, y’all told me to shut it so I did. I shut it so much that I’m even featuring his country-fried ass in today’s “Would You Hit That”! See, I’m a very forgiving person. I’m actually not, but this is us trying to tie everything we can into last night’s game. Look – coming up with timely dudes to ask you about is occasionally difficult. We should just feature guys with huge cocks.
Let us know if you would do Blake (watch out, he doesn’t like having his “behind” touched by a guy) after the break.
– J. Harvey
eminently fuckable. I would fuck the product right outta his hair.
Creepy eyes.. Perv.
Too big a freakin homophobe!
let him try and utter homophobic remarks with my dick in his mouth! lol
Why would anyone who is gay want to fuck this ass, he is a total homophobe, and has said so many times……
well – if he’s the most out homophobe what would be attractive about the body when the mind and heart are so definitely ignorant.
No thanks – Never.
I want to see him and Adam Levine get hot and nasty with each other