You may have heard that Bradley Cooper topped the box office with his latest film Limitless. Or you may not give a fuck. Let’s be real–how can you care about that after his break-up with Renée Zellweger? No, you didn’t read that wrong… Bradley Cooper is single and ready to mingle!
While it’s probably just wishful thinking that any of us would ever have a chance to swap blowjobs with Cooper, we’re curious to know how many of you would take advantage of the opportunity. Our general hypothesis is “a whole fucking lot”, but we need some solid results in order to compare his fuckability against Matt Damon and Colin Firth. We’re totally scientific, you know?
– Dewitt
To check out some pics and cast your vote, follow the JUMP:
In Wet Hot American Summer with Michael Ian Black:
Does this mean he’s a bottom?
I’ve had the hugest crush on him since he was on Alias. Top, Bottom, whatever…I’d take him.
What kind of question is this? Really? Duh.
Whatever the nice man wanted, he could have 🙂
Yea, this one is too easy…of course I would…try someone not as obviously hot next time, lol
I’ll take him, a bottle of 5-Hour Energy, and a hottub and my tongue would completely numb before I finished…
VGBB would get it so hard.
BC is definitely hot. And I wouldn’t dream of kicking him out of bed (hell: I may even tie him up and keep him there for a few days – or months). But did anyone see him on “Actor’s Studio”? Why was he sobbing/taking huge, deep breaths? It was getting a little annoying. I can understand the surrealness of going back to your roots, but it was a little much after EVERY SINGLE QUESTION. But again, hottie.
Are you kidding? This guy is so unbelievably hot!
Just saw his mediocre movie limitless just cus he’s in it! he’s so dreamy.
Yeah yeah yeah!!!!!! Now I know what my boyfriend has been up to, just wait till he gets home!!!!!!
This guy is hotter than hot
Nope. Doesn’t do it for me.
Hell fucking YES!!!
HE DID A GAY SEX SCENE AND I DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT IT???? WHAT THE HELL!!!!! A HE BOTTOMS! HOW AWESOME IS THAT? I’VE BEEN IN LOVE WITH HIM EVER SINCE WEDDING CRASHERS.
I saw that movie also. You can tell director LIKED him so much….whole moive is about Hot Cooper and his pure blue eys.
dont ever ask. i’ll take one, two, three, hundreds of him. geez, hes so hoooot
Same here! He was so cute on Alias.
This one is pretty obvious. The guy is so damn sexy it isn’t even funny. I mean, did you see his body in the A-Team and The Hangover. Hangover I went to see because it looked funny, and it delivered, A-Team movie was only because of him. lol!
Loved him ever since he was on Globetrekker on PBS!
It alwasy amazes me when you post pics of hot guys like this and there are those “nope doesn’t do it for me” votes. Who are these people that vote that way and what criteria are they using for these hypothetical situations? Really…if he walked up to you and said “I’d love to have some crazy hot NSA sex with you right now!” they would say “no”. That’s crazy talk.
Wet Hot American Summer? Gotta rent it.
So does that means he is Bisexual?
I’m with both of you. He got my attention in Alias and has kept it. He’s getting even sexier as he ages.
Yeah, I saw that. Wanted to tell him to buck up and be a man. But, whatever. He’s welcome in my bed anytime. And the sofa. And the dining table. And the balcony in front of an audience.
he actually did a few solo dvds when he was younger….. under the name Simon Rex very hot and lots of cum!!!
Bradley has the bluest eyes I’ve ever seen. He’s a very sexy, fine, and attractive young man. He’s a graduage of Georgetown University with honors in English. I use to work at this University. I wish he was there during my tenure. As Wanda would say on ‘In Living Color’, I would rock his world. LOL
No.
Meh. I think I”m the only gay guy in the world that doesn’t get so much as a twinge from him. Point in fact I find him more than a little douchey.