Would You Hit That?: Brett Favre

Brett Favre certainly isn’t a quitter, eh? The forty-one year-old quarterback refuses to retire from football, and it seems that he takes a similar approach with the ladies. Deadspin uncovered some stalker-like messages that the Minnesota Vikings player sent during his time with the New York Jets. Oh, and we should probably mention that there were cock shots involved…

Favre refused to address the incident during a press conference, simply stating that he already had his hands full in a game against the Jets. Of course, his hands weren’t able to stop New York from defeating the Vikings in a 29-20 victory. Despite all this craziness, you know we’ve got to ask–would you still fool around with Brett Favre?

– Dewitt

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49 thoughts on “Would You Hit That?: Brett Favre

  1. Not too impressive…no wonder he couldnt go deep to Moss last night, lol.

    Now go do something useful and post Drew Brees’ junk Dewitt!!

  2. I always found him to be a bit sexy in a daddy sort of way but after seeing his dick pictures, I’ll pass. Is it me or is it kinda an odd looking unimpressive cock. TPM

  3. Hey he’s a Mississippi boy and that cock shot is typical of what you see with the guys here in MS. lol… I like big dicks, but if the overall package is hot then i could care less about the dick, Brett Favre is a sexy old man! I’d hit that!

  4. That’s a very unimpressive cock. No wonder there’s never been any talk about him. However, and I don’t know if this is why Mattman requested them, but I have heard Drew Brees does quite well for himself. I’ve heard the same about Tom Brady, but feel with that haircut his penis has probably shrunk.

  5. @Just Sold!: I also live in MS and I have never seen a cock that unimpressive. So I don’t know where you have been getting cock, but it’s obviously not where I am! And I’m actually in the Hattiesburg area where Brett is from!

  6. My boys, my boys, never turn down cock when offered. It’s a crime. I’ll show you what a hard cock like his looks like when i’m done, then post the pics of him going deep in me. Eat your hearts out!

  7. You know, I’ve always had a minor thing for him, so though his cock is rather unimpressive I gotta say I’d still do him. He IS a sexy daddy, despite the fact that he’s not hung.

  8. He does nothing for me at all, physically. And then he keeps people and teams on hold while he makes up his mind if he wants to play another year. Total primadonna.

  9. That fist pic really isn’t doing Brett any favors. The other two could almost suggest some promise. I’m going to assume that he’s a grower!

  10. Ok, Im a total bottom and the cock isnt that great but I agree with many other posters, The whole package is HOT. Id bend over for that HOT HOT Man 🙂

  11. No way… he’s a scuzzball with a small dick. I’ll take Gareth Thomas or Ben Cohen or Derek Jeter over him any day. Mecchh!

  12. @Andy

    I’m in Gulfport. And I’m talking about the older guys close to Brett’s age. Younger guys around here and in Hattiesburg are pretty damned impressive.

  13. Physically I think he’s hot. But, since I LOVE football, I no longer find him remotely attractive. Fuckin’ drama queen.

  14. Hell yes! I have had a crush on him since high school and his accent just seals the deal.

  15. Always had a thing for Brett Favre, and still do … I’m assuming he’s a grower, or he will be after I’m done with him 😉

  16. When Farve was young and all frat-boyish? Not so much. Now that he aged a little bit, he’s actually getting kinda hot. Of course I’d have thought he has mellowed out of his douche/tool like phase. LOL But in any case, Farve in 2010 is absolutely do-able in my book.

  17. always thought this dude was hot, but is it me or does his dick look kinda unimpressive? or are we all just hateful jaded queens? lol he’s hot tho

  18. no motherfuckin way! anybody who would, would havee to be just doin it for his name cuz with a little creepy dick like that, theres no fukin way hes gettin laid because they are impressed! and without the name hes just another creepy lookin old white man!

  19. Since his face is not in the pics, that could be anybody’s dick. Either way, I wouldn’t give him any.

  20. It isn’t the size that matters (within reason). What matters to me is that it is Bret!

    Would I? In a heartbeat and I’d make my bed available to him on a permanent basis too!

    Come on, Bret, let me show you how to enjoy your retirement…

  21. Agree not very impressive at all. But for me , it’s what it’s attached too, not the cock itself. We all have 1. It’s how u use it. He’s is a very HOT stud and damm I’d like to have him use it on me. If he’s a grower, I would get it fully engorged!!!

  22. why do so many men think that sad bad pics of not stiff dicks will impress people? shudder!

  23. yeah, must of reached a low point in life or a really depressing day to let those pics out. Anybody actually VERIFY that’s his limp dick in the photos?

  24. I think Brett Favre is a smart enough guy 2 know its not a good idea 4 him 2 E-mail pixs of his dick having said that I do not believe those R pixs of his dick and if that is his dick well he has my deepest SYMPATHIES !!! 🙁 🙁 🙁

  25. It’s not small. It’s about normal. Which is supposedly around 6 inches. I got 7 and guys are forever complaining about how “big” it is no matter how gentle I am. Size is all in the mind and the eye and it’s got nothing to do with the deed itself.

    If you’ve got over 8 inches you probably have more pulling power in the gym or spamming cock shots to all and sundry over the interwebs.

    But once you have actually managed to bed someone it’s not going to do you any favors unless they are a true size queen. Which most aren’t. Most just have eyes bigger than their assholes.

    That said it’s certainly not the most beautiful cock I have ever seen either. But it’s also not by far the worst. It’s just an averages cock :p

  26. first of all….i highly doubt that is really brett favres dick!!…second, he is hot either way!!…k thx bye

  27. who decided that “junk” is an appropriate substitute for “cock”? very unflattering picture that paints, no matter whose we are talking about. I heard a young kid at the barbershop a few weeks back saying he hated it when the barber pushed his “chunk” against his arm while giving him a haircut, and almost ROTFLFMAO! boy was that boy misdirected.

  28. I’ve had a few friends that have said Brett plays for both teams and likes the pretty boys. Friend of mine participated in a float parade w/Brett and his eyes were focused on a lot of the guys crotches discreetly

  29. Not that I care but it doesn’t look that small to me. Hard to tell for sure when it’s not being compared to anything, but it looks like about 6-6 1/2 long, and a bit thicker than average. Not hung, but considering it’s Brett Favre, (who most any guy would’nt mind looking like) I would imagine a lot of chicks would do him if he came on with his southern charm.

  30. I need him to ejaculate inside of me and make me pregnant with his babies. Hell yea, I’d hit that!

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