Would You Hit That?: Bruce Willis

Although action flick Red may have taken second place to Jackass: 3D at this weekend’s box office, there are still plenty of reasons to head to the theater and check it out. For starters, you’ll get to see Helen Mirren with a gun, and that sight alone is worth the price of admission. But there’s got to be something else that makes the movie worthwhile, right?

Enter Bruce Willis, who leads the cast as retired government assassin Frank Moses. At fifty-five years old, he’s one of the younger members of the cast, but you can still lump him in the “sexy-ass daddy” category. On a personal level, would you hit that?

– Dewitt

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22 thoughts on “Would You Hit That?: Bruce Willis

  1. I agree with James; ANYTHING for Bruce.

    Just one thought, does his cock smell/taste like Ashton?

  2. I wanted to hit that up down & sideways in 1986…

    My interest, like his hairline & mine, is gone..

  3. tallblondviking…the only reason his cock might smell and taste like Ashton’s is ’cause they’ve both been in the same place. Betcha Ashton’s is a lot bigger though.

  4. I am greatful that as I age my interest in Men adjusts to my own age group. There are only 2 Tradgic Gay scenarios – Older MEN with Hair Color /Hair Pieces and Mature Men that are ONLY attracted to Young Twinks – ( Get Your Checkbook Out )

  5. Jimmy T, I seen Bruce cock and I doubt Ashton come even close to Bruce and if he can go Demi

  6. Jimmy T., I think Bruce is hung better; watch COLOR OF NIGHT in the beginning when he is in the swimming pool. They show him nude from the back, but you can see his cock floating from the side You need a BIG cock to pull that off.

    I’D DO HIM IN A HEART BEAT (even though I have heard he is an unpleasant person).

  7. I saw Color of Night too….. and his dick in the pool scene.. Id do him in a heart beat..Then and Now!!!!

  8. I agree with the guys, I have seen him nude in a few pictures and he has a nice cock and he tapped her first, so Ashton would be the one tasting like him. I would love to have done him then and now! He is still very sexy!!

  9. here is one thing none of you have touched on…with the personna of Bruce in Moonlighting and some of his movies…he would be one fun lay…get him a couple of cocktails and get him naked and all hell would break loose…but heah, when he’s finished…I’d still take on Ashton…LOL!

  10. he still a hot guy, but he was seriously hot back in the day. i just hate that he’s a big stinking republican!

  11. I use to work at an answering service years ago and before Bruce Willis became famous, he would roller Skate to the service and check for his messages…he was cocky, but nice not to attractive, now that he is older he has come into his own as a sexy man.

    After seeing him in Color of Night (Where he did a full frontal nude scenes that were taken out of the film and put back in per his demand & fight with the studio). I took notice of this man and looked at him in a different light as someone I was attracted to mature and sexy is my type and he does fit the bill.

    BTW: The Shower shout is a fake, see him full in color of night.

  12. I actually worked with Bruce @ Club LeRaquette at the Parker Meridian Hotel back in 1980. There’s a ‘big’ reason why Demi stayed with him as “long” as she did.

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