Would You Hit That?: Christoph Waltz

Christoph Waltz, Best Supporting Actor, Academy Award winner, Oscars 2010, Inglourious Basterds, Quentin Tarantino, Michel Gondry, Seth Rogen, The Green Hornet, Austrian, villains, Hans Landa, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Der Humpink, film, movies, would you hit that

This past Sunday, the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor went to Christoph Waltz, for his role as "Jew hunter" Hans Landa in Inglourious Basterds. The Austrian actor may start to get a reputation for playing evil, as he's next slated to appear as the villain in Michel Gondry and Seth Rogen's upcoming Green Hornet project.

But despite all the cruelness he depicts on screen, he actually seems like a funny guy. I mean, did you see "Der Humpink" on Jimmy Kimmel Live? Because if you have any desire to see Waltz humping telephones and other inanimate objects, you really should see it.

Speaking of humping, do you have any desire to bump your hips against Waltz himself? I know he's not the typical Hollywood hunk, but he's certainly not ugly. What do you think–would you hit that?

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Mark J. Terrill – AP 

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11 thoughts on “Would You Hit That?: Christoph Waltz

  1. u kno who i would do – i would do that cute writer for the hurt locker. he was cute.

  2. I guess he’s one of those guys where maybe if you got to know him a little better he’d be a great fuck.
    But from his picture alone and not knowing who he is, no.

  3. Is it really bad that I was kind of crushing on him in Inglorious Basterds? Like Nazi uniform and all? LMAO.

  4. the inspiration for der humpink is why he’s amazing… the video itself is lackluster, but it means more then just his comedic performance attempt 🙂

  5. I think he’s totally hot, especially with the beard! I couldn’t believe he’s 53 – Looks more like 43!! Which is the reverse of guys on Manhunt.

  6. I find him very sexy. There are some men I would like to go to bed with…
    and some men I would like to wake up to. He is someone I would love to wake up to.
    I find it rather sad that you would descibe him initially as “not the typical Hollywood hunk, but he’s certainly not ugly”. I don’t think the gay community is as monolithic as you imply. We are not all searchiing for the ultimate clich

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