Would You Hit That?: Dwayne Johnson

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If you couldn't tell from my little name-drop yesterday, I'm kind of obsessed with the fact that Dwayne Johnson has transformed from a tough professional wrestler to a guy who prances around in fairy wings. Yes, the man who used to be known as "The Rock" is now posing as the tooth fairy in a family movie with the tagline "You can't handle the tooth!"

While I sit here debating whether or not I'm able to "handle the tooth", why don't the rest of you focus on something a little more interesting? Like, would you have sex with Dwayne Johnson? And if you're feeling especially horny, please provide details on the positions that'd be involved.

– Dewitt

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16 thoughts on “Would You Hit That?: Dwayne Johnson

  1. Seems like he would be an awesome guy to hang out with, but no sexual appeal whatsoever for me…

  2. I agree about Dwayne being a fantasy man. If I were able to piece together all the components of what I find attractive and build my own custom man, he is about as close to that vision as anyone. Plus, he is smart, has a great sense of humor (and I bet he is an incredibly sensitive kisser too).

  3. My job allows me to meet some pretty cool people, and I’ve had the privlege of meeting Dwayne Johnson once -about a year and a half ago. One of the most genuinely nicest guys I’ve ever met. We had a very brief conversation, but he was legitimately engaged in the conversation. If he asked me to drop down to my knees and suck his dick, or bend over so he could rail me over the chair that was sitting there, I absolutely would have.

  4. his movies get on my nerves, but he’s wonderfundle and has a great smile. How do you pass on that?

  5. DOES A BEAR SHIT IN THE WOODS! HELL YEA I WOULD HIT THAT!!! I’D MARRY HIM..HE IS FINE!! Yummmm! sO HOT!

  6. He has a superb body.. I sometimes fantasize watching him in hot sexy action with other guys like…Zeb Atlas, Max Diesel, Giovanni Volta, Jake Deckard, and many others.

  7. Hell yeah I’d hit that. I’d let him fuck me anyway he pleased. He is my dream man. I love tall, dark, handsome, and ripped. I’ve already had a dream that we fucked, and it was the best orgasm ever. I woke up wet.

  8. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson was the very reason I ever bothered to start watching the WWF, later turned WWE.

    He was also the only reason I watched the Scorpion King, I mean come on, you know you drooled, and sprung a chubby at the man’s well oiled pecs, beautiful nipples, round ass, and thick strong thighs (that you, and I alike would love wrapped around your shoulders as he crams his “Rock” down your throat.

    Tall, dark, handsome, ripped, tatted up, nice attitude, gorgeous smile, even more gorgeous ass, nice strong thighs, broad shoulders, nice big hands, ah, beautiful.

    But before any fucking would take place, I’d make him wear his old Rock costume, with the butt-hugging briefs and make him arch his eyebrow, “Do you wanna smell what the Rock is cooking?” and grab his crotch ;D Yeah, bury me in that.

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