Ok, bear with me. She’s a hot dude! Ellen DeGeneres and her wife Portia de Rossi were at the Teen Choice Awards last night. In these pics, she’s pretty butch and kinda…hot? I know she’s a woman, I know she bears none of the parts I like, and I know that there’s no chance in hell that she’s ever going to get with me. But she’s got that fun older dude who dresses like your kid brother and doesn’t give a shit vibe going on. With the brush cut and the tie…maybe I just actually want to fuck the outfit and hair. Anyway, would you hit that if she was a guy? Or even if she wasn’t?
– J. Harvey
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YOU ARE A FUCKING TURD
what is wrong with you??? this is the single shittest post u ever wrote.
What a fucking stupid question!!!
voted no, but i have always admired this fine person, even before u came out.,..luv her even more like a sister…, ah brother…, ah whatever…she’s adorable
I love her no matter what drag she is in..
Why would you include bulldykes on a site for gay men. LOL However, I like Ellen as a nice human being, but I wouldn’t want to have sex with her or any woman. Duh, I’m gay. Maybe if Ellen have a hot brother, things would be different. LOL
SERIOUSLY, WHOEVER THE ARSEWIPING CUNT WHO WROTE THIS POST ON A GAY HOOKUP SITE IS SHOULD KILL THEIR WORTHLESS SELF NOW
Wow.. a little intense there Randy don’t u think?
I wouldn’t want to hit that I would just want to be her friend haha.
(i laughed my ass off at that lampshade-hanging you did, with the “are you blogging drunk again??” option you left for us.
that was funny {and fourth-wall_breaking}, guy.)
i certainly believe i would feel very blessed to have miss DeGeneres in my life as a friend..
..i am doubtful she’s the kinda “butch” that would pique my sexual interest, though.
depends, is her strap on dildo motorized or just supersized?
I’d rather take Portia to be honest.
no way jose she’s more like a Big sister but i wouldn’t mind share secrets 🙂
and a better question would be…would ellen fuck a gay man?…i doubt it…all in all she is a cutie though
Hahaha.. you know how they say that closeted homosexuals are the most homophobic?
Does the same logic apply? Violently angry posters regarding the topic of ‘would you hit that: ellen” secretly want to pound her til she moans?
nah i wouldnt tap ellen but id fuck da shit outta portia. id keep her dick down 4 days
I have never been able to stand Ellen.
Sure id but her. Right in the fucking mouth. She is a freak her show is shite and her auidence are all on.something
I agree; I would definitely hit the girlfriend!
I think I would have more fun just taking a bubble bath with her. That’s about as close as our naughty parts need to get to each other.
I’m thinking this is you saying you want to fuck Justin Beiber without the FBI knocking on your door.
I think the staff of Manhunt is running out of material lately
love Ellen – but not in that way … yuck.
Wouldn’t fuck her with my own arse. People act like she’s the second Jesus but she couldn’t interview a cat. Her body language is all fucked, she acts like the interviewee has leprosy, she’s hopeless.
You can stick Portia in a vat of acid too.
I agree with the “wanting to fuck the outfit” bit…if she was a guy wearing that, yes…lol