Would You Hit That?: Eminem

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Rapper Eminem will be rereleasing his latest album Relapse today, and he's been making gay media headlines for the wordplay he used on one of his newer songs. The project's fourth track, "Elevator", finds Mr. Marshall Mathers calling out openly gay celebrities Lance Bass, Adam Lambert and Clay Aiken

The second verse begins: "Sorry Lance, Mr. Lambert and Aiken ain't gonna make it, They get so mad, when I call them both fake, It's all these fucking voices in my head I can't take it…" When you listen to the song, the words "fake" and "it" run together to create the sounds of a certain six-letter F-word. It's kind of like Britney Spears' "If U Seek Amy", but more hateful.

On one hand, this isn't really a big deal. Mathers has openly said this word in the past, without even trying to cloak it. On the other hand, he's still a homophobic asshole. There's no arguing on that matter, so let's move on to a different topic… Even though he's taken certain liberties in his artistic expression, would you still sleep with Eminem?

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30 thoughts on “Would You Hit That?: Eminem

  1. when I was 14 I jerked off to that sparkler/dynamite photo.
    Fortunately, I’ve developed good taste since then.

  2. Sorry, I know he’s an asshole but he’s kinda hot and so far most of the guys I’ve been with have been assholes.

  3. Only if he were tied up and screaming for me not to do it. No lube, maybe some spit, and afterward a train of my best-dung buds could finish indoctrinating him.

  4. But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
    then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope
    Eminems lyrics from Slim Shady.
    I say faggot and fag and gay all the time. Thats not WHO I am, its What. As long as people I don’t know are using it derogatively, i don’t give a fuck.
    I’d totally hit that.

  5. But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
    then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope
    Eminems lyrics from Slim Shady.
    I say faggot and fag and gay all the time. Thats not WHO I am, its What. As long as people I don’t know are using it derogatively, i don’t give a fuck.
    I’d totally hit that.

  6. I’ve always thought the lady doth protest too much if you get what I mean. In fact, I had actually convinced myself that I had read somewhere that he came out of the closet at one point, but obviously that’s not true. Anyways, I’d do him, but it totally depends on what incarnation we’re discussing, sometimes he looks super hot and sometimes he looks super twinky and blah. I dunno.

  7. Damn I’d let him fuck me all night long. He just seems like he’d give the best ‘angry-fuck’. It would only be better if he rapped the whole time.

  8. I think Wanda Sykes said it best….how homophobic can he be if he looks like a cute lesbian?
    Either way, I wouldn’t hit that. Not my personal taste.

  9. From what Kim say’s he isn’t really packin’ too much down there, and haha, he does look like a cute lesbian. Was waaay hotter as a blonde, this new look…just not cuttin’ it…

  10. I’ve thought he was an asshole since I was about 12 years old and didn’t know I was a ‘mo! I’ve always hated that bastard.

  11. I can’t quite figure it out, but does it seem like he has had some sort of cosmetic surgery around his eyes. He just doesn’t seem to look the same anymore. I know he’s older, but there’s something different about his look or is it just makeup? Thoughts anyone?

  12. Hell yeah! Homophobe or not, the man is hot. He’s got a cute ass (which I love to stare at) he’s actually got a cute smile, which is rare to see, but when you see it, it is worth the rarity.

    And hes got a smoking hot body.

    Sure, his lyrics sound homophobic, and sometimes may even sound racist and sexist. But, that’s just his facade, that’s how his rapper character works.

    A lot of people dislike the use of the “N-word” but rappers fling it about left and right more than football players throw the old pigskin, and people still wanna fuck them silly.

    I know I’d do LL Cool J in a heartbeat, and every heartbeat that follows thereafter.

  13. Yup!!! I want to plow that ass of his. He does have an amazing body and small dick or not I’d blow him too.

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