Would You Hit That?: Francois Sagat Doll

Remember that movie from the 80s where Drew Barrymore’s cat battles a troll that was climbing on the family’s chests at night and sucking out their breath? Well, it’s time for a remake starring the Francois Sagat doll. I don’t know how you take a sexy beefstick like Sagat and fashion the most demonic-looking doll since this one after him. That isn’t Sagat. That’s his unholy doppleganger from the evil mirror universe. He’s come to replace Francois and turn gay porn into a fiery pit of sleazy demonic hell. Yeah, I heard you in the back muttering “wouldn’t take much.”

Not that you’d fuck a doll (unless that’s your kink) but do you find Francois Sagat’s toy likeness to be sexy or terrifying? Jump and vote.

Kudos on the pube realism. Was this Mattel?

– J. Harvey


88 thoughts on “Would You Hit That?: Francois Sagat Doll

  1. The doll looks like Chucky’s cousin… the sexy cousin.  It’s creepy but in a very boner inducing way. I’m torned…

  2. Would not mind nipples like that to suck and nibble on in real life.  LMAO!!

    But come on a doll?  I think playing with a dildo would be a lot more fun in the long run.

  3. the doll is creepy compared to the HOTNESS that is Francois…  that is all.

  4. As Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell would say “Aint nothing like the real thing baby” LOL I don’t care for dolls, I want the real “Francois Sagat” 🙂

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