Would You Hit That?: Gerard Butler

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By now, you're probably aware how Gerard Butler makes me feel in my pants. The mere sight of him gets me rock hard, so I try to avoid seeing any of his movies in theaters. Occasionally, the wait for his flicks to come out on DVD causes the celebrity crush equivalent of blue balls. That hasn't been the case with his latest film The Bounty Hunter.

Aside from the unfavorable reviews, I'd prefer not to sit in a theater contemplating how jealous I am of Jennifer Aniston's vagina. Though these two insist that they're "just friends", we can all safely assume that they've been bumping nasties all over the place.

But let's think happier thoughts. What if Butler and Aniston aren't dating or fucking around, and these rumors were created to distract the public from his insane love for man-on-man sex? Which leads me to ask… if Gerard Butler came on to you, would you hit that?

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Steven Klein

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42 thoughts on “Would You Hit That?: Gerard Butler

  1. Haven’t you asked this before? No matter, the answer is now, and will forever be yes, yes, yes, a thousand times over! The same goes for Hugh Jackman! *Drools*

  2. I answered not since he put on weight but since casting my vote ( taken a better look at the picture ) I wish I could change my vote 2 YES I WOULD !!! as long as he is on the bottom …..

  3. fuck yeah, I don’t care if he’s overweight now.
    Hell, I don’t care if he want’s to pig out on ding dongs between between rounds.
    I sat through PS I Love You on HBO like 5 time, and do you know how terrible that movie was??? –he makes my hole twitch!!

  4. How did he go from a Spartan to leading man in romcoms?
    I find him attractive but not as attractive as the movie industry’s trying to make him out to be. What’s the word I’m looking for? – Overrated.
    With that being said yes I’d still hit that. I’d hit that five times a minute.

  5. hell yes, he is soooo good looking. and i dont mind a little bit of weight, gives me more of him to love.

  6. God you’re sad…you cant go to a movie because you get a boner…pathetic…grow up

  7. he’s a hot man, but i would mind messing around with him.
    would be nice to see him at some beer bust on a sunny day n make out heavily.. yea, sleezy, but that’s hot! 😉

  8. Who cares if he’s gained a few pounds. After seeing and most especially hearing him in Phantom, I would let him hit it any time he wanted, especially if he sings, “I am your angel of music…..” lol

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