You couldn't have paid me to watch the premiere of The Bachelor last night. I have no interest in watching a bunch of hetero bitches looking for true love on national television. Shows like these are probably a greater threat to the "sanctity of marriage" than same-sex unions. Also, I was busy doing more important things last night. Like sucking my bisexual married friend's cock (which really says something about the sanctity of marriage).
But I digress (and I get extremely hard while doing so). Like I said before, I wouldn't ever watch this show on my own, but if someone tied me to a chair and forced me to watch it… I'd hardly consider it torture. This season's prize is a pilot named Jake Pavelka, and he spent a large portion of the first episode without a shirt. If I were a contestant on the show, I'd obviously be the slut who bangs him in the hot tub. How about you? Would you hit that?
– Dewitt
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Any idea if he’s related to Jessie Pavelka? That’s a pretty rare last name, and both are blonde and well-built.
Would I hit that? Oh, hell yeah! In a heartbeat!
Would I watch the Bachelor, or any other so called reality show? Not even if it was on the tele in front of my face while on hands and knees being fucked wildly by Wil Smith, Zach Quinto and Richard Dean Anderson in rapid fire succession (but then why would anyone watch the tele with any or all of them in the room)!
@WestAtlBear: it turns out that he is related Jessie. It’s his cousin
@tallblondviking are you talking current RDA or MacGyver RDA? Because seriously, in the last few years. . .eww
whoever says no literally has no sex drive
He’s cute but a total clone of like 900 million other guys we see everyday on here and tv and elsewhere.
on looks alone, yes
but on personality, NO
omigod — he was so wishywashy horrible in the last season — i wouldnt watch this season if you paid me
ok,maybe if you paid me
ha
the picture of him with gloves carrying paving stones looks like a marketing ploy: “Make him look handy!” The real truth is the iron dumb-bell photo which has as much personality.
He’s pretty, I wouldn’t be opposed to having him in my life, but seriously? Looking for a bimbo on tv? You’re a pilot, don’t you have a stewardess’ phone number…or 6??
yes, he’s Jessie Pavelka’s cousin. Yes, if given a chance, I’d be an idiot NOT to hit Jake or Jessie. But the two at once……
HELLS FUCKING YEAH!!!
gladly hit on him and rip his shirt off, stuff it in is mouth and made sure he didn’t talk while we did it….just moan and groan as needed. Then I’d make sure to be invited to the next family function so I could get to cousin Jessie, who is the real (handsome) prize of the family.
Yes, would do that, but probably only once, maybe twice. Based on what I’ve heard people say that watched the show, he has no personality. Personally, I think people that waste time watching a “reality” show really need to take a “reality” check of themselves and get a life. Even if it’s just going out for a walk.
Hell yes, I would hit that any day of the week. Just name the time and place.
I think Jake has a sense of maturity that I don’t usually see in gay men. Whatever he is in it for – I think he has nice qualities, and I would settle for half of what he has if I could find it in a gay man.
With a smile like that, and a body like that, he could do anything and everything he wanted to me. I would not object. If he told me to suck his toes, I would get on my knees and ask which foot.