Would You Hit That?: Jean Dujardin

The Artist! The Artist! I saw The Artist! She saw The Artist! We were at a screening of The Artist! Have you seen The Artist yet? You havent? You cunt! It takes us back to the beauty of the silent film era! BLASPHEMER! So, I haven’t seen The Artist yet. But I have seen pics of its star, French actor Jean Dujardin. He won a Screen Actor’s Guild Award last night and he’s got an Oscar nomination. I’m into it. He has that Clooney vibe, but sleazy. He looks like he’d fuck like a champ, but then pretend he wouldn’t know you on the street when he was with another dude. Sign me up. My self-respect is at a minimum when it comes to suave French actors.

Does Mr. Dujardin do it for you? Vote after the jump!

– J. Harvey


463 thoughts on “Would You Hit That?: Jean Dujardin

  1. his bbq has been cancelled…..bc his grill is fucked!  and he’s got a weird body, that of a much older guy.  i gotta pass on this guy

  2. I thought he looked familiar!  I said “Bon Jour!” to him on the street and he ignored me. Now I remember why.  Still, I’d hit it again and again and again.  Even fully clothed, the guy is smokin’.  

  3. OSS 177: Cairo, Nest of Spies is the name of the movie. Quite a funny French spoof of spy movies.

  4. The pictures really don’t do him justice… You really have to see him in action. It’s like that moment when you’re in high school, and there’s this guy you can’t stand, and then for the first time you see his water polo playing, bike riding ass, and realize you’re totally gayballs.

  5. I just don’t understand people who said that his body is a turn off. Jean is hot as HELL! Don’t really care if he bad or good in bed as long as I get to taste his cock!

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