Would You Hit That?: Joe Jonas

Joe Jonas was rushed to the ER with stomach pains this weekend. Yes, most of you are all “girlfriend took too many shots in the mouth!” right now. I am, too. We’re bad.

Every generation has to sacrifice at least one male celebrity to the “Stomach Pumped Cuz’ Of Too Much Cum” rumor. Rod Stewart, Richard Gere and NKOTB’s Jordan Knight have each taken a mythical(?) overdose of semen and been rushed to the doctor’s in the public’s Hollywood Babylon minds. Poor Joe. At least no one has linked him with furry creatures that use habitrails. Yet.

Whether Joe is family or not. he’s still a totally sexy young man. We’d do him. Would you?

– J. Harvey

We’re just sayin’!

Here’s some sexy ones.


101 thoughts on “Would You Hit That?: Joe Jonas

  1. I’ve loved him since he went solo.  I always thought he was gay though.  Loving his music too.

  2. Well…if you can drown in a teaspoon of water…then I suppose you could in some bizarre final destination twisted fate sort of way o.d. on semen.

  3. Yep..let him age a few years and he’ll go from merely hot to FUCKING HOT…is he still part of the Disney stable of singing stars?

  4. he’s grown up to be a very sexy man. Especially with his hair cut short and the stubble on his face. MMMMMM!! Mama like

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