I sure as fuck would. So would my illustrious co-blogger. Kevin James is one of the hottest pieces of celebrity ass out there. True, I have an addiction to beef, but he’s got a killer smile and he’s so sweet-looking! I want to shove my tongue in his beefy ass and make him scream. Now others might say “ew, fat” or “gross, he’s straight and hairy.” Let’s find out what side you fall on! Is Kevin James a thick mess, or is he devastatingly fuckable?
In a related note, it’s kinda hilarious how they gave him the Photoshop diet for his movie poster. Cause, as we know, fat guys ruin movies.
– J. Harvey
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There is something sexy about Kevin, I would def hit it.
Same can be said about David DeLuise. But then again I do have a daddy thing, so it might just be me.
He is HOT!!!! Alway’s has been!!!!
I wouldnt normally go for someone his size.but when they look like that ,i would hit it.again and again
yes i would… people dont seem to realize what sexual beasts full figured guys are… they will rock your world.
Yes, sir, I’d hit that. Repeatedly.
I have to put myself in the affirmative column as well…I saw him in an episode of “King of Queens” where he was attempting to show his wife how to pole dance…Kev worked the hell out of that pole that I have yet to see ANYONE compare to!!! Yes!
Yes, in a microsecond! He is the epitome of hot!
i did not vote because its not that its a oh no its just no because i have not seen a character that he plays that i find sexy. Most things he plays the fat joke not the leading man. He is handsome and i love hairy men just do not find anything sexual about him.
Love Kevin on the screen….but not in my bed.
Kevin is a very sexy guy. I would totally have him in my bed!! And he is sweet, too!
WOOF! I’ve been in love with him since King of Queens. Looks like a cuddly teddy bear.
Yes indeed! I got moist, LOL.
Funny guy…but for me, hit up on that bear?…not my type…those that like the man sexually…go for it…but i think he is funny as hell…luved him in Grown Ups
He’s cute. Normally not my size range, but he’s masculine and at least you know he’d be fun.
Gah! I think David DeLuise is so freaking HOT!!!!
Kevin is a good-looking guy. Very very attractive. I can’t say that I can’t get over his weight.
I don’t know man !!! how much? uhh L0L say what……
Like others, I have always found Kevin James goodlooking and sexy! Have you seen his legs in that brown uniform?
Omg after reading this I totally said to myself “It would depend on how drunk I am”.
Low and behold my answer was completely a choice!
Nice.
Just to let you know that Kevin James has lost some weight and is looking very good these days. His wife was recently on ” The Talk” and she’s hottie, so yeah I would hit that.
He is my fantasy!!!
That was one of my favorites!
Once you Fuck a porn star the next step would be film/tv star.
OH YOURE SO COOL!!!!
you would fuck him because he is Kevin James. In real life..if a guy that looked like him walked into a gay bar..no one would give him a shot cause he is fat. you all fags are so fake..let’s keep it real.. HELL NO..I would not hit that..gimme a break…
If a guy like that walked into a gay bar while I was there, I’d probably go into overdrive hoping that he’d want me. The problem is, even gays like him are also ultra-picky. One time I went to a bear/daddy thing at a gay bar where virtually all the guys looked like him. I thought I was in heaven. But not one of them would give me the time of the day. I tried talking to them, joining in conversations, etc., but they would all ignore me and even turn their backs. I ended up sitting at the bar after trying, nursing a drink, hoping one would take interest. Eventually I just left. Gays are all alike, regardless of size, age or looks.
Yes, he is an incredibly good looking man. But… is NO ONE here aware that he was in Grown Ups? It’s kind of like saying you’d fuck George W. Bush, you only make it look as though you hate yourself.